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Featherweight saved Princess Twilight Sparkle's life, the least she can do is let him take her out for dinner. Spike and Rumble, on the other hoof, believe this to be a bad idea. Together, they'll hatch a plan to avert what is sure to be an unmitigated disaster.


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Relationship Troubles
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More Relationship Troubles


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So it looks like Flash Sentry definitely has a type in arrogant, megalomaniacal unicorn mares.

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Truly.

*sage nod* :moustache:


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So it looks like Flash Sentry definitely has a type in arrogant, megalomaniacal unicorn mares.

Something like that. I think Sunset was kind of a bad influence in that regard. :unsuresweetie:

Love this. Seeing the colts and Spike all grown up is a delight. Please keep writing these. :twilightsmile:

I was greatly amused and I wouldn't mind another story like this.

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Love this. Seeing the colts and Spike all grown up is a delight. Please keep writing these. :twilightsmile:

Thank you! I plan on making this an extended thing. I'm especially excited for the next story, because it'll include the Cutie Mark Crusaders in the mix (well, just the Crusaders now, I guess). It's a lot of fun to paint a picture of what Ponyville could be.


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I was greatly amused and I wouldn't mind another story like this.

I'm happy to be amusing. :pinkiehappy: I plan on writing a few stories similar to, though probably never quite like this one. We'll at least see more of these characters.

I really like this future.

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Extended thing?

GODSPEED, YOU BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BASTARD.

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These are good, and more of them are more good. :rainbowkiss:

is it me or Twi flirting with Spike at the end there? :unsuresweetie:

“Magician Outperforms Princess in Battle for Soldier’s Heart!”

Ouch.

Glad to see another of these stories.

Another great story. Thanks!:pinkiehappy:

Spike is like, what, 15 now? A hundred years is a big difference, Twilight. I think a thousand-year-old ruler would know better than to try to set up a 15-year-old with another dragon in there triple digits. Of course, Spike could have been exaggerating, but these are dragons we are talking about.:twistnerd:

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I really like this future.

Me, too! It's tons of fun. :pinkiehappy:


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Extended thing?

Extended, ongoing, continuous... take your pick. :raritywink:


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These are good, and more of them are more good. :rainbowkiss:

Boy, I sure hope so. I think I can really take this stuff to some good places.


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is it me or Twi flirting with Spike at the end there? :unsuresweetie:

There is a fine line, Dear Smurf, between flirting and teasing. I like to think that Twilight is firmly on the teasing end of the Teasing<<>>Flirting spectrum. :twilightblush:

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“Magician Outperforms Princess in Battle for Soldier’s Heart!”

Ouch.

As an aside, I could totally think up a newspaper's headlines for them. :trollestia:

Glad to see another of these stories.

Cool! I'm happy you're enjoying them.

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Another great story. Thanks!:pinkiehappy:

It is a pleasure to entertain!

Spike is like, what, 15 now? A hundred years is a big difference, Twilight. I think a thousand-year-old ruler would know better than to try to set up a 15-year-old with another dragon in there triple digits. Of course, Spike could have been exaggerating, but these are dragons we are talking about.:twistnerd:

By golly, when she's a thousand he'll only be nine-hundred! :applejackconfused:

But I actually see Spike as either just under or just over eighteen, according to the timeline i've alluded to (six, seven years since the show) and what I assume to be his age (a teensy bit older than the Crusaders). It's almost not creepy.

I'll make exact ages a bigger deal in a future story. :scootangel:

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By golly, when she's a thousand he'll only be nine-hundred! :applejackconfused:

I was referring to Celestia... :unsuresweetie:But yeah, you are right. By then 100 years difference probably wouldn't matter.:trixieshiftright:

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I was referring to Celestia... :unsuresweetie:

Yeah, I thought so. I just picked a poor number to use as my hypothetical age. Sorry. :twilightblush:

This and Fahr Drill were pretty funny. I :rainbowlaugh:

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This and Fahr Drill were pretty funny. I :rainbowlaugh:

Thanks! They were both really fun to put together. Here's hoping the next couple stories are even better! :pinkiehappy:

“Yeah, a colt.” Spike fiddled with the scales on his tail. “Maybe that’s where I see a problem. He’s—what?—sixteen, seventeen? And you’re”

Choose your words carefully...

“ageing more gracefully than Princess Celestia.”

Good answer.

Spike grinned mischievously. He had the sudden urge to twirl a moustache.

Here's a stache for you to twirl. :moustache:

Featherweight had borrowed a tuxedo from his father, Bulk “Snowflake” Biceps. As such, droves of black fabric hung off of his skinny legs and neck. He tugged at his loose collar. “Good, good. Great, actually. Well, I would be if my knees would stop knocking, but that’s the name of the game, I guess.”

Bulk Biceps is Featherweight's father? HEADCANON ACCEPTED!

Spike needs someone....anyone. Obviously he struck out with Rarity, and probably strike 2 with Celestia's attempt to set Spike up with a dragoness.

And while his love life has probably descended into flames (appropriate since he's a firefighter for Ponyville), he has to see a potential "thing" that could continue with his sister Twilight and one of the most unknown around---Featherweight. I know she would never just gloat and rub it into him that he doesn't have a special somepony, or at the least a special friend, but I'm pretty sure that there has to be a time where enough is enough. Give the poor drake a bone, already!!!!

4353793 Twilight Sparkle? A megalomaniac? Are we watching the same show? :rainbowhuh:

Sunset and Trixie I can understand having delusions of grandeur, but I'm pretty sure Twilight would have been perfectly happy living out her days as the resident librarian of Ponyville.

6265511 I think that was in reference to a continuity where Flash had indeed dated both Sunset and Trixie.

That's some snappy dialogue!

The romcom did indeed reach critical mass.

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