18: (B)itch by VelvetHeart
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The large barn doors produced an audible thunk as they finally settled in place, casting the dusty air within in a half-shade, cut only by the orange beams of light shining in through the western window high above.
With a grunt, Lero set down the final basket of apples of the day, only to see the massive scarlet stallion by his side shift his own much-heavier load upon the ground.
Big Macintosh groaned and stretched his neck, "That'll be the last bunch for t'day, 'less you're interesting spending the night pickin' out the bad ones." The smirk he aimed in the human's general direction got a similar answer.
"Bite me." Lero jokingly snapped back, one hand patting his friend's withers, only to stop in hesitation as he saw Big Macintosh' expression collapse into a frown.
"Now Ah don' quite know how your herd goes 'bout it, but on this here farm, we ask politely. We don' demand." His frown evaporated, "But yer' a friend an' I unnerstand if yer' be needin' help. I'll bite yah if yer' willin' to do the same for me. Where're you itchin'?"
Lero blinked, baffled for a few moments, before his memory gently reminded him of a mutual pony grooming custom. "Wait, what do you- oh. No, no, I don't literally want to get bit anywhere. It was a figure of speech; I can scratch myself just fine. Humans use our fingers, we don't need to ask for help." To demonstrate, he ran his fingernails through his hair, across his back-end, and even twisted a little to reach the spot between his shoulderblades for a good scratch.
"That there is mighty handy. Like having a set of extra mouths at the end of a set o' big ol' flexible necks. But that ain't helping me none, I'm still itchin'. Could you please use yer' fancy fingers, right there just 'bove my cutiemark?"
"Well, I suppose I could. Back where I'm from, scratching another guy's backside would be pretty awkward." Lero began vigorously running his fingernails along the slightly-sweaty coat, "Although I suppose biting another human man's backside would have a whole set of different connotations than it would for a pony."
Big Macintosh' answer was little more than a groan and a set of rolling eyes, his body leaning slightly into the hard-working fingers. "Right there. Oh, that's been itchin' up a storm. Now move up a lil'. There. More to the front."
Lero couldn't help but smirk as the big stallion melted into the scratching like the gentle giant he was, obediently following suggestions as he ran his hands along both sides of the massive pony's barrel, leaning in as he worked further and further up his friend's body.
"Yer' like a whole herd worth o' scritchins, Lero. Ah hate t' ask, but can those fingers o' yours also get that itch under mah yoke?"
The human snickered and rested his elbows on his friend's back, lifting the yoke slightly while his nimble, if now very dirty fingers dipped underneath. The result was a very deep, rumbly groan.
"Oh, yeah, Applejack's friends might'a been right after all 'bout yer fingers."
CREAK
"There! There! That there angle! Yes!"
Lero stopped. That last sound wasn't one of his friend's noises. Turning his head, he found himself eye to eye with... a rather stunned-looking Applejack standing in the half-opened barn door. Confusion struck, followed by a sudden understanding as he took a moment to re-evaluate the situation laid out before the farm-mare: Him, draped across a groaning Big Macintosh' back, hands clamped over his yoke, his groin pressed firmly against the stallion's taildock...
"This isn't what it looks like!"
Applejack stared. Big Macintosh turned even redder.
"Your brother asked me to scratch an itch of his!"
Applejack sputtered, went quiet, and after a moment, finally asked,
"Can Ah... watch?"
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"This isn't what it looks like!"
it never is
Oh my god... I can't breathe... haha!
"Can ah... watch?" DAMN AJ YOU KINKY!
Applejack the voyeur? Brain = blown
Well, Lero is a professional masseuse, after all...
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Except in the case of Peter Griffin. "Yeah, this is exactly what it looks like."
Two things. One, based on the title, I really expected a bit about Mac's leg shaking like a dog's. Two, Does this mean we should be expecting more AJ related kinkiness in the Xenophilia-verse?
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Quite possibly that was already happening, but not explicitly described.
As for kinkiness, well, depending on muse and the other people writing, it's possible.
Of course, a single request does not a kinky mare make. She might just have a lil' thing for stallion-on-stallion live peepshows.
2653831
That, or a brother complex.
If I had a sister, and I walked in on her and another girl apparently going at it, I'd probably want to watch too.
2654041
That might account for her being such a determined, albeit unwanted... pussyblock? would that be the term? for Big Mac.
Lero needs one of these.
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Very nice Furry Reminder! every once in a while those horsy moments are just awesome
Horses(of any gender) will pretty much do anything for a good scritch. They will lean into you like it is nobody's business.
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But pop rocks are a perfectly normal form of candy, enjoyed by children everywhere in the human world. Why wouldn't he?
OMG
Haha, this was hilarious, kudos to you.
Oh my god, yes.
That is amazing. Probably one of my favourite one-shots in this compilation, if not THE top!
2655143 I could have used that information today at work. We're replacing a horse fence with the horse still in it, friendly old bugger he is, he let me pet him. He nearly crushed me against a fence post.
And on that day, an entirely new level of awkward was invented for just that moment.
this had me rolling at the end! xDD seeing as im bi sexual my sister has been trying to urge me to start dating a few guys mainly for her to watch us get intimate >> so ya AJ strongly reminds me of my yaoi obsessed sister xD
Excuse me while I go and laugh myself to tears.
XD I'm crying. XD
2679550 I think it's even higher than Hawkward, and maybe even worse than caulkward.
.......OMC.....that is so funny
AJ wants to watch her brother and an alien...
That's kinda creepy there, Apple Jack.
(It'd be funnier if it was Rarity or Fluttershy ^_^)
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masseur. It's a gendered word, and masseuse is the female form
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I think the proper term is "Clam Jam".
She wants to watch... her brother in a soft-core porn with her friends' husband.
I love this so much.