Candy by Velvetheart
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"-instead of eating you-ou!" Shrieks were followed by laughter as the princess of the night dropped her Nightmare Moon disguise and found a little spot among the giggling foals.
"Can we have some of the candy now?" Sweetie Belle reached out with a little hoof, several other little hooves quickly joining hers to rummage through the pile, quickly laying claim to some of their personal favorites.
"Oh, oh! There's some of the new stuff!" An excited Scootaloo dragged a small paper satchel from the mass of candy, the others in the little cluster suddenly returning to frantic digging. It wasn't long until each of the little ones had acquired themselves a similar baggy.
"By golly! I didn't know anypony was handing these out! Greatest Nightmare Night Ever!" A small pinto colt eagerly exclaimed, extending a colorful paper packet in Luna's direction. "You should try it, princess! They only make it here!"
A new treat? Equestria had become a true font of new experiences since the princess had returned from her lunar exile. Even to this very day, new things popped out at her on a near-weekly basis. For a moment, Luna left the curious candy levitating in the aura of her magic while a chorus of ripping noises announced the foals digging into theirs.
"Lero and Twilight came up with it. Bon Bon makes it but she can't without their help and it's very tiring to make so they can't make much. I thought there wouldn't be any this Nightmare Night," Sweetie Belle murmured through partially-closed lips.
"You're supposed to put the stuff inside on your tongue, princess!" Pipsqueak eagerly exclaimed, demonstrating that very method all too eagerly.
After only a moment's hesitation, Luna echoed her little fan's motions, peeling a strip of paper from the satchel's top and pouring the lumpy powder within upon her tongue. Slowly, she felt her mouth fill with saliva and sweetness.
Fizzzzzzzpppppfzzzppppppfffppp!
Luna's eyes went wide. It was true that it had been an abysmally long stretch of years since she had a unicorn lover, but it had not been so long she'd forgotten that particular texture!
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The princess of the dawn, Celestia, glorious alicorn and diarch of the Equestria startled awake as a familiar blue alicorn popped into existence at her bedside, shaking a paper baggy of some kind in Celestia's face. "W-wha? Luna, why do you disturb me at-"
"Sister dearest, We have reason to believe thine favored student may be a pervert! Look upon this candy she 'created' with the aid of her mate, these 'Pop Rocks'. When placed upon the tongue they-"
Ffffssshhppppssssssssssh!
Luna's rant came to a halt mid-sentence as she looked upon her sister and the ruptured satchel she was now holding. Her sister, the white alicorn, who now had a very distinct pink cast to her otherwise-blemishless cheeks.
"Ah, ehm..." Celestia coughed, but didn't spit out the rocks still fizzing in her mouth, "...you said 'new candy'. My dearest student made this?"
"Yes, and it was being granted to the little ones on my be-favored holiday. This is-"
"Not like my student at all. There must have been a mistake, dearest Luna. I'll go talk to her."
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Twilight Sparkle smiled, "Oh, did you like it, princess? I would've offered you some, but we're barely producing enough for it to be anything more than a special treat just here in Ponyville. It's really tiring to make, but with Lero's wonderful hands and relentless motivation, I managed to push myself hard enough to get it ready for Nightmare Night. The first batch was easy enough, but oh, by the fifteenth, my horn was so sore! Maybe I should get Lyra to help next time.
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Princess? W-why are you glaring like that? I didn't do anything wrong, did I?"
L.M.F.A.O.
In retrospect it should have been obvious that this would have happened. Twi sure comes up with the best worst ideas.
Wait so that means Luna....Oh. Well then.
Great job Velvet
Aww, the italics were lost when you copied it.
Wow... I can never look at Pop Rocks as a simple candy ever again...
2582669 Agreed. ^_^
Damn. Now I want some bloody pop-rocks
Wait... not what you thought I was implying, I genuinely want real pop-rocks, not... That.
Who am I kidding I want "that" too
'Tis not often that I find myself howling in laughter over such a grievously mundane... Mistake.
Should be candies of the sort that are held back in amongst the backroom goodies; not for ready distribution and consumption by good foals.
i dont get it
what was is suppose to imply?
Obliviousness, thy name is Twilight Sparkle.
Ahahahaha! Oh lordy! That got a laugh out of me. If I stretch my sense of credulity far enough I can see Twilight and Bon Bon doing this but I just can't see Lero going through with it. Especially when he knows to whom it will be given to. I could maybe see the poprock candy being given to their close friends or even sold as an erotic novelty treat but not to foals. Funny concept though.
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...I have no idea. I mean, it's not like Unicorn "stuff" would be fizzy on your tongue, right?
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There's a chapter in the original story where Lero gives Twilight a horn job. He comments that her magical discharge reminds him of a candy back home. Pretty sure he's talking about pop-rocks.
and to think pop rocks are one of my favorite candies as well xDD oh twi such a perv xP
I wonder what happens if you drink soda with THOSE kind of pop rocks!
3150117 Magic!
At work, and desperatly trying to pass off my laughter as coughing fits.
OMFG first microfic in the set and I'm already laughing myself stupid.
2758902 Well, there's literally a thing called XXX Popping Porno Candy. Used to sell them at a store I worked at. They were literally just strawberry pop rocks with a picture of a hunky male or sexy female on the packaging, and I sold an entire display case of them once when I mentioned "pop rocks" and "oral sex" in the same sentence. mfw was
must aquire some pop rocks now.
Headcanon accepted