63: Art Dump by VelvetHeart
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She liked her place, she liked her job, and unlike what her attitude implied, she took her job seriously. So when Rainbow Dash knocked at her door, Pink Palette was already there, papery package in-hoof. "Well, hello there, Rainbow Dash. It's done.
But before you go," Pink Palette laid her hoof on the pegasus' shoulder, "let me tell you that your commission has been the most challenging I've had to complete in a long time, and I feel I've grown as an artist in overcoming it. You'll find it's the best work I've done sofar."
"Uhm... thanks, I guess?" was Rainbow Dash' less-than-sure reply.
"But, if I may ask, where did you get the... idea for this comic?"
"Oh, my stallion gave it to me."
"It's a gift for him?"
Rainbow Dash smirked. "Sortof."
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Whatever you could say about that sugared-up pink pony, she could definitely throw a party. Tired, but satisfied, Honeydew stood among the remains of her birthday, cleaning up the colorful decorations and the empty plates. A yawn escaped her just as she cleared the large dinner tray that she'd used to convert the gift-table into a dinner table, one followed with a wince as she saw just how dirty it was. Maybe she should've offered the extra bits for Pinkie Pie's afterparty clean-up service after all...
...well, it was too late now, so- holdon there!
A slender gift remained on the table, wrapped in bright pink. Apparently she'd missed it and placed the tray on top of it.
No nametag to say who it was from. Luckily, no stains either. Carefully, she tore the pink wrapping, unveiling a smile on her face, and a set of handsome, muscular and thoroughly-erect stallions on the cover of a magazine. It looked like somepony out there knew of her fondness for stallion-on-stallion. She'd have fun with this one!
She was already excited to see what those two stallions would do - and what they would need that one bucket for.
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... ow... that is all.
That's quite the prank.
That's just evil... But have to admit she brought it upon herself.
Evil, sick, sadistic -- I love it! That's pranking on a Discordian level!
Bucket?
I dun geddit.
3887321 You may be better off not knowing.
3887321
Before I even type this, on the off chance that you don't understand them, do not Google these words. You have been warned.
2 Girls 1 Cup
If that didn't explain things, you're better off not knowing.
Edit: The title of this chapter is a really crappy pun.
3887360 - Oh... oh god!!!
3887384
Given the context, that comment with your avatar...
Motherfucker, that's some sweet revenge right there!
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11/4 would clop again.
tbh though, I'm a bit disappointed there wasn't anything r63 happening in chapter 63, though the stallions in the comic could very well have been Cucumis and M. Foetida.
I know Honeydew is bad but...
She does not deserve that!
Rainbow, that was harsh. But the victim had it coming.
I'm just going to repeat what I said the first time I read this.
Since the joke went completely over my head (and from all the responses, I'm apparently a happier person for it), I'd be more satisfied with an aftermath followup.
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whoa whoa whoa. wait is that a two-stallions, one cup enchanted comic book? that is the most evil thing i can imagine
Well that was just vile. Bravo, Rainbow and Lero.
lol nice. Revenge for her shitty behavior?
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Picture Honeydew in the shower, dry-heaving and crying. All her stallion-on-stallion porn is ashes in the fireplace, and everything chocolate, brown, or bucket-shaped is in the trash out front.
So Xeno snippets are lowering to toilet humor now?
3888258
Velvet made a follow-up about her liking that little bit ... trust me, you do NOT want the follow-up.
Ewwwww.
Hey Honeydew, wanna read one of my rare Yaoi Doujinshi?
3888691
+1
Now that's just cruel
but proper retribution.
3888691
More sadism than toilet humor, since the humor comes from her imagined reaction.
Ok, don't understand the bucket part...
But after reading the comments I don't think I want to.
In any case this was sadistic and cruel...
Discord approves of this prank!
ih2.redbubble.net/image.12228815.7233/fc,550x550,white.jpg
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"Wait, you got me that comic?!" Honeydew's surprise brought a smile to Rainbow Dash' lips. More of a cruel smirk, really, at least, until she suddenly felt Honeydew's forelegs around her. Instinctively, she began a martial move, but stopped herself as she heard the cruel mare cry out: "Thank you! Thankyouthankyou thankyou! For all this time, I thought only I would ever appreciate stallion fertilizer, but finally I've found a mare of my kin."
Honeydew pulled back, looking at Rainbow Dash' confused expression with shimmering eyes. "You aren't all bad, turns out."
3887360
I thought so too - I hoped it wouldn't give away the punchline.
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...aaand attempted pun about title pun apparently fails.
Actually, I'd read the pre-release in the group, but didn't clue in on the title until it appeared here. Then I cracked up.
whyyyyyyyyyy
3890355 lol the two stallions and a bucket is a reference to an infamous internet video 2 girls and 1 cup that people would dare others to watch. you could probably find it but i would not watch it if i were you. because you cannot unwatch it. just thinking about it makes me feel sick. >.<
3890476 ...I think I just threw up a little in my brain.
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Remember, that infamous little movie was made to make money. There have to be people who'd be willing to pay for something like that.
But is it enchanted so that she MUST read it all?
...Well.
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My brain just lobotomized itself.
2 girls 1 cup isnt even close to one ass one glass jar :/
That shit is NSFL