A Friend In Need Is Wetter by VelvetHeart
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Lyra's ears perked up, quickly followed by a hoof that halted Lero mid-sentence. As one, the four turned to look, then followed her pointed ears to the library's front door. Lero, breath held, listened intently. "I hear nothing. I guess it was-"
"I'll get it." Rainbow Dash volunteered, rising from her cushion to open the door, unveiling a rather familiar yellow pegasus. "Hey, Fluts. What brings you here at this hour?"
"Ehm... well... I wanted to ask... you see... ehm... could I borrow Lero for a bit?"
This got a bray of complaint from pretty much everypony, and even Lero made a little sound that could be interpreted as shock. "Woa there!" Rainbow Dash squawked, "We don't do things like that here! I know heat-season is soon but you can't just barge in here and ask for our stallion's service!"
Fluttershy's jerked back, her face immediately going from yellow to a pink notably darker than her mane. Leaning in, she gently grasped Rainbow and brought her lips to the fellow pegasus' ears, whispering.
"Ohh. False alarm," Rainbow laughed. "Say, Lero, would you mind helping Fluttershy with her shopping?" She turned to her friend and gave the shy girl a quick hug, "You bring him home intact, ok? No breaking him."
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There wasn't so much of a peep out of the shy pegasus all the way to the store, a curious building whose only identifying feature was a sign with a single large snowflake. A soft push by Fluttershy sent the door inward with a soft chime, and gave her and Lero access to...
...a hall of dicks. Lero gaped as he ran his eyes along the walls, where rubbery phalluses jutted lewdly from their displays, wide in variety, shape, and interestingly, strapsizes. In fact, each and every one came equipped with straps, a bag, a tube, and some kind of squeezebulb.
"Welcome to The Chillbox! I'm Icicle, and I'll be taking care of your needs today!" A rather chipper unicorn mare spouted as she practically jumped her customers. Glancing at the human she quickly added, "Please don't try to give oral to any of the products. We're trying to be hygienic here."
Lero's mouth snapped shut. "I thought... ehm..."
"So, Fluttershy. You finally found some indication as to your perfect cooler?"
Shyly, and partially hidden behind Lero's legs, Fluttershy nodded. "Ehm, Lero, could you... hold out your arm, roll up your sleeve, and make a fist?"
" Why- oh." Lero felt the heat rising in his cheeks as he obediently extended his arm, and then it was Icicle's time to look surprised.
"Oh my, well... give me a moment."
Lero was used to being measured by floating tapemeasures. After all, Rarity was a friend and a uniquely-experienced tailor. Still, there was something a little off about having the unicorn rattle off words like 'flare-size' and 'shaft-girth' while measuring his arm.
"Alright," Icicle finally concluded, "I've got everything I need to make your custom cooler, Fluttershy. You can come pick it up in three days. But..." Icicle hesitated for a moment, "...are you absolutely sure you can take this size, ma'am? Once I start, there's no money back, and if it doesn't fit comfortably, then all you've got is a very expensive conversation piece."
Fluttershy whimpered quietly, before falling silent. Finally, she turned to look up at Lero and asked:
"Ehm, Lero. Could you... make a fist again?"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*hurts self laughing so loudly*
She's trying to get herself ready for Big Mac, right?
3691048 sure we'll go with that explanation
Wow... just... wow.
It's always the quiet ones.
3691046 Stop laughing so HARD, you're just POUNDING your own body with heart stopping convulsions. FIST of all, it's not even that funny ((What do I know I work at a place that sells these kinds of things so I'm shutting up now gosh))
dear lord
i can't
I laughed so hard I spit taked!!!
And this is why Fluttershy ends up herding with Big Mac in the Leroverse. Turns out there's a vagina for every penis out there, even if said penis is excessively large.
My first reaction was, then and then
wow so quiet and shy
appearances are deceptive
Lyra nodded. "See? Hands are awesome."
3691448
That's beautiful.
3691284 XD You have no shame, good sir or madame. XD Those puns were criminal. XD
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I am quite male, I assure you.
And I work at a bakery that sells erotic cakes and toys, so I have quite a few work "appropriate" puns, from "It's cumplimentary!" To "Much Hap penis," and "First time? Don't worry, it's only uncomfortable for a little while. Once you're nice and comfortable, it's all really easy and fun!"
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Now, as for Cheerilee? That filly's just plain nasty.
"Fluttershy, what the hay?! I told you not to break him!"
It's always the quiet ones.
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Have you ever walked into a room full of dicks of all shapes and sizes and got the feeling that they were all pointed at you? Lero does.
In the immortal words of George Takei....
I don't even...
3692124 Oh My God you're kidding. TELL ME YOU ARE KIDDING. EPIC JOB IS EPIC!
3714651 It is quite epic, yes. Epic and ironic, actually, since I'm basically Pinkie Pie if she ever mellowed out but was still happy as fuck, and I work in a little store in Seattle called The Erotic Bakery.
By god that image will never leave me now.
When Lero entered that cooler store I Immediately thought Shy was trying to find a cooler thats similar to Leros package till I remember she likes big mac xD