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Your Antagonist

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While cleaning up after a particularly hectic Cutie Mark Crusader sleepover, Rarity and Apple Jack stumble across a couple of toy lightsabers. Havoc ensues.

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I sense the puns are strong in this one...

Will read later.


Damn worth it. Fav and like.

While cleaning up after a particularly hectic Cutie Mark Crusader sleepover, Rarity and Apple Jack stumble across a couple of toy lightsabers. Havoc ensues.

Rarity and Apple Jack

Apple Jack


I'm sorry when I saw the title I immediately thought of this:


“Wow, mommy, their lightsabers are bigger than the ones in your drawer back home! Do you think they buzz as much too?”

Lost it at that.

Star Wars plus ponies plus No More Heroes. You, sir, are a goddamn genius.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Comment posted by Skeeter The Lurker deleted Feb 21st, 2014

My only criticism is your choice of victor.

Applejack, your Demoman is showing...

yeah this was AWESOME :rainbowdetermined2:


Well that was a good way to spend a Friday.:ajsmug::duck:

"may the force be with yall" vey fun story :pinkiehappy: but if i were to add just 1 thing it be pinkike going to actual light speed sine she like to break the 4th wall:twilightsmile:

You clam it's not your best work which puzzles me as to why. I thought this was really fantastic. loved the duel especially and can definitely see the NMH influence.

A loud crash from outside drew Rarity’s attention to a nearby window, where she saw Pinkie Pie watching her while three very confused fillies on her back began to question everything they knew about reality.

“Where did we go just now?” asked Apple Bloom.

“Did you see how many eyes that thing had?” asked Scootaloo.

“Where’d this fondue come from?” asked Sweetie Belle, now holding an ornately-decorated pot of bubbling, cheesy lava.

Pure gold.

EXPECTATIONS: Epic lightsaber fight! :pinkiehappy:
REALITY: The lightsabers broke in half, nothing interesting happened.

The Light side is always stronger!

3997480 I believe he's talking about the toys themselves. They never quite managed to hold up.

May the force be with you...


I love how Rarity was a Sith and Applejack was a Jedi. I think it got a little to real for them in the middle.

If only Rarity had won... oh well. Great story aside from that though :pinkiehappy:

Can I just call attention to how well-written Rarity's fall to the Dark Side was? I mean...

“Well, considering that you were trying to strike my delicate derriere like the hindquarters of some common plow mule, I’d say very much so.”

“Delicate like my manure-covered overalls...” Applejack grumbled saltily, rubbing her face.

Rarity scowled at the remark. “Beg your pardon?” With fencer-like speed and precision, she whipped the lightsaber at Applejack, the tip floating mere inches away from the earth pony’s throat. “Care to run that by me again?”

Yes... Give in to your anger...

With a cocky smirk adorning her mug, Applejack snorted at her rival. “You want an apology?” She began to circle around Rarity who followed the country-mare’s every step with her blade. “Then I reckon you’re gonna have to beat it outta me.”

“Applejack Applejack, Applejack...” Rarity tutted, “As barbaric and boorish your suggestion might be, I’d only be too happy to oblige, if only to teach you some manners and your place.”

...Good, good! Use your aggressive feelings...

“Bring it.”

“Consider it brought!” Rarity flailed her lightsaber in frustration, the red plastic flying in a dangerous arc towards Applejack.

...Let the hate flow through you! POWER! UNLIMITED POWER! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

It's PONY time! Cuz' ya know... Did I say pony time, I meant... it's Star wars time! yeah, that! Not ponies!

With all the grace of a zombie in stiletto heels...

That's the point at which I knew I was going to enjoy this.
And boy, did I ever! Very well-written, engaging, funny, and STAR WARS PONIES. One of two errors here and there ("Rarity shook her head in disappoint at the sprawled-out famer", etc.) but overall nothing bad enough to break my concentration or stop me loving every second of it! Very well done, I look forward to more stuff like this!

Hahahaha!!! Oh, I needed this. Badly...

I'm not a star wars fan but... this was still gold!

Totally worth the read. And I agree with Applejack, THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE! And it shall be Spike! In the Prequels.

Spike waddled up to the two "The Force is strong with this one it is .":moustache:

Luck Starbucker I am your father!

Nooooooo. You can't be

I never had any issues with the Lightsabers from the late 90's breaking not like the flimsy ones from the early 2000's but yeah I agree with you!

That chapter title alone had me laughing. Well played sir.

The puns and role playing are strong with this one...
What would have funnier is if Pinkie made a different reference, pulled off the make shift mask, and yelled "I CAN'T BREATHE IN THIS THING!" and wheezed a couple of times.
For those who know what I'm talking about, good, you remember that kinda-knock-off-ish movie

5230341 Where did you get the icon for your avatar?

This may seem weird, but I must analyze styles!
Rarity: started off with strong Makashi, but slowly degenerated into a messy Soresu/Shien mix, then finally ended with a bit of Shii-cho.
Applejack: Opened with a strong Ataru, but fell back on a well-balanced Niman.

Throughout the entire battle, the music from the fight between Obi-Wan and Anakin on Mustafar was playing in my head. Hilariously awesome. :rainbowlaugh:

“Bring it.”

“Consider it brought!”

Cue the music!

Now, while some might argue that a German Suplex might have been just the slightest bit overkill, others would call it an appropriate application of the truly, brutally radical.


“Wow, mommy, their lightsabers are bigger than the ones in your drawer back home! Do you think they buzz as much too?” said an unusually loud filly who was quickly ushered away by her embarrassed, scarlet faced mother who in turn was followed by her appalled husband who had more than his fair share of questions regarding what his daughter had said.

Spaceballs and I can totally see pinkie as Lord h

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