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Your Antagonist


Shut up. Just write.

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With a parasprite infestation running rampant in the Crystal Palace, Cadance and Shining Armor find themselves relocated to some temporary housing that isn't exactly up to par. Needless to say, Cadance isn't taking the move well at all.

Rated Teen for profanity and shoddy writing.

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Comments ( 26 )

Oh dear god...

Luna, you troll.

~Skeeter The Lurker

I reiterate 'wat', but giggling the whole while.

Loved it.

I haven't even read this and I love it.

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Damn it Lurker!!!!!
Well, at least I beat Regidar, iloveportalz0r and a few others....

Excellent tie-in.

More! I want to see how Twilight's psychosis reacts to being made to live in a 2-D piece of plastic shit.
And I want to see how Spikes dry wit and sarcasm would respond to the situation, mostly that part.

:trollestia:
:twilightoops:
:twilightangry2:
:moustache:
:facehoof:

Since Gdocs doesn't have a thumbs up, have a comment and a like!

Comment posted by NocturneD85 deleted Jan 28th, 2014

well atleast Twilight's has a telescope.

Comment posted by NocturneD85 deleted Jan 28th, 2014

Stiff upper lip Cadance :3

Hey, at least she's got a home. Most ponies you buy don't come with anything but a comb and maybe an accessory or two.

This is so stupid. :rainbowlaugh: Upvote!

Besides...

Let's get this bitch featured. HEYOOO for the best pairing in FIM! :pinkiehappy:

And then it turned out Twilight Sparkle had a freakishly encyclopedic knowledge of Equestrian housing laws, sees right through the joke for what it is, and calls them out on it.

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Oh dear, the trolls have begat another troll... Oh well, another pony to laugh at Twilight.

I've bought both those castles for Christmas toy drives. That was a lovely little spoof. Seemed a little much for Cadence to be swearing that hard though but the the rest was funny.

Cadence and Luna not getting along seems to be becoming a thing in multiple fics lately.

... And then Cadence snuck into Luna's room in the middle of the day, and made her fall in love with her dresser, instigating the beginning of a thirty year prank war between the Crystal Empire and Equestria, ending in all four princesses being unable to rule for one reason or another and Discord being made regent.

He lasted one hour before walking out, never to be seen again. Except by Fluttershy, who provided him housing.

3am is the best time to go to walmart's toy section, less kids :rainbowlaugh:

....yup, the princesses are total trolls. Must be a side effect of becoming an alicorn. :rainbowlaugh:

I was half expecting Celestia to starting singing Trololo with Luna joining in.

was hilarious. well played.

I wanna see Twilight and Cadence get revenge on 'em.

This gave me a chuckle. I wish there were more fics about the sometimes strange and / or terrible merch that is made.

Loved it.

(hey, im upvote number 100. woot.)

Think you'll ever continue this? What other "playsets" are out there, i wonder...

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