NO LONGER BEING UPDATED! Stories will continue in Past Conditional!

Present Perfect's Award-Winning Platefic, aka The Zebra Manuscript, aka "Where Do Fillies Come From?" (Beyond Random): There is really no explanation for this.

The Nether Apple (Dark, Human): I once ran a Tumblr called Ask the Nether Apple, with all of two posts, a spinoff of the better Ask the Derpmuffin. I wanted to post the introduction story here for posterity. Not pony-related, and knowledge of Ask the Derpmuffin is recommended.

It Was a Bright and Sunny Day in Ponyville (Random, Adventure): An exercise in mocking purple prose and the 'weather report' opening. It is a single, grammatically correct sentence that takes 500 words to accomplish what happens in the title.

Twilight's Guts (Dark, Random): Twilight awakens covered in her own entrails. How did that happen?

The 6th Step (Human): I overcome my fear of heights with the help of some friendly ponies in my head. A true story.

Movin' on Up (Random): The walls start shakin', the earth is quakin', Dr. Whooves' mind is achin' and what the bloody hell is actually going on?

A Very Nasty Habit (Random): Chrysalis is confronted by a Councillor worried about her health. How did changelings get those holes in their legs, anyway?

The Call of Carrothulhu (Dark, Crossover): Carrot Top's garden hides many wonders, but some were never meant to be pulled from the earth.

Blue, Green, Purple, Pink (Dark): My mane is lovely, don't you think? So many colors, swirling, never ending, constantly shifting, always in my field of vision. Help.

Waiting for Rarity (Sad): Rarity is off pursuing her dreams. What does this mean for her friends?

War Comes to Equestria (Dark): Celestia has spent countless lifetimes honing Equestria into a peaceful haven for her little ponies. So when an ambassador from the griffins casually speaks of war, it is understandable that she might become a tad... peeved. Inspired by The Descendent's excellent story "A Cup of Joe". Somehow.

The Lamentation Chain (Sad, Random): Five souls find themselves caught in a common thread of sadness and longing on the eve of the new year.

The Heart Holds Grudges With Gravity (Random, Crossover): Applejack and Rarity have had a long-standing feud since before Twilight even knew them. The time has finally come to settle the score.

Burdens of the Throne (Random): The Princess of Love was angry...

The Summer of the Giant Moth (Random): When a giant moth roosts on Applejack's barn, she learns to appreciate the things we have or something, I dunno. Contains the phrase "tremendous death fart". More than once.

Rusty in the Giddyup (Comedy, Romance): Notably uptight noblepony Persnickety finally meets the mare of his dreams. But she's not exactly what she seems to be...

A Chance Encounter on Route 66 (Slice of Life): After a breakdown in the middle of nowhere leaves her stranded, help comes to Wild Fire straight out of a past she wanted to forget.

Pareidoilia, or the Importance of Crochet (Sad, Slice of Life): Pinkie Pie tells her granddaughter about the five greatest ponies she ever knew.

Somepony Still Loves You, Trixie Lulamoon (Human): I end up in Equestria, which is weird, because Equestria isn't real, I'm not a pony, and I didn't really want to come here in the first place. Also, the ponies are dicks. Don't go to Equestria, kids, it sucks.

No Jobs Tonight (Human, Sad): My name is PinkPartyPony and I live in a Corrugated with my best friend Pinkie Pie. I'll tell you about her and me and what we do together and my Box Friends and strawberries.

Handy-Dandy (Random): Flying around at the speed of sound one day, who should Rainbow Dash run into but the Great and Powerful Trixie? But little did she expect, the unicorn has a revelation that will blow her mind!

Mowe (Dark, Comedy): Applejack was a fat baby, and her parents are dead.

Bat for Lashes (Adventure): Roughing it does not mean bringing an eyelash curler, at least not to Applejack. After all, it's not like she'll ever find herself embroiled in an eyelash-curling emergency out in the wilderness... Right?

Rainbow Dash Gets a Big Ball of Lame Stuck in Her Throat (Comedy, Random): And it kind of sucks!

No Harm, No Waterfowl (Comedy, Random): Beaten, humiliated and humbled, Trixie has been brought low and understands the horrible things she's done. Now, in a wildlife reserve miles away from civilization, she has found peace. But it is a fragile peace, ready to shatter when a flock of ducks arrive from afar.

The Eye and the Web (Slice of Life): An old seer is summoned to Ponyville to perform her last seeing.

And a Smile Means Friendship to Everyone (Random, Slice of Life): Fleur holds a press conference to talk about just what she did to revolutionize children's entertainment.

A Tsundere Diamond Tiara Schoolyard Romance Story (Random, Romance): Diamon Tiarda has a secrets she doesnt actually not never hate Apple Bloom but don't tell nopony shhh. I wrote this for Jake the Army guy because.

The Brony Princess (Human, Crossover, Random): Katelyn's life is awful: school sucks, her parents are idiots, and her only solace is watching My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. So when she's whisked off to a magical kingdom full of talking equines, things start looking up. Except it's not the kingdom full of talking equines she was hoping for... (Will not be finished.)

A Blackout in Ponyville (Random, Crossover): Blackout -- a giant, evil robot covered in guns and blades -- visits Equestria to see one particular pink party pony. Hopefully he won't squish any of the organics. A crossover with Transformers: Animated that will likely not be understandable to anyone unfamiliar with the show.

Vinyl Scratch Drops the Title (Teen: Sex, Random, Comedy): During the decannual Main/Background Exchange Day, Vinyl Scratch ends up sorting books with Princess Twilight Sparkle much to her chagrin and eternal boredom.

Love Means Never Having to Say You're Hungry (Romance, Dark): Rainbow Dash has a problem with Pinkie Pie.

Lines (Comedy, Slice of Life): A time-displaced warrior from Equestria's distant past ekes out a living in modern Manehattan. All she wants is coffee, and all the motor-mouthed unicorn at the computer store wants is to sell her the latest in Equestrian technology.

The Shortest Breakup Fic Ever (Romance, Comedy, Random, Sad): Two ponies discover they have irreconcilable differences. (Reading by AShadowOfCygnus!)

Star Bright (Original Version) [Adventure]: A young mare goes off into the Everfree Forest, seeking a way to come out from under her mother's shadow.

The Totally, For-Real Shortest Breakup Fic Ever (So Long as You Don't Look at the Character Count) [Romance, Sad, Random]: Pinkie has a tearful confession for Rarity about Rainbow Dash. (Reading by AshadowOfCygnus!)

Kiss of the Sea Queen (Adventure, Romance): After accidentally being turned into seaponies, Twilight, AJ, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy get swept up in the political strife of their underwater cousins. (Will not be finished.)

"Speak, Butt, and Enter" (Random, Adventure, Butts): Daring Do finds out just why she brought Ditzy along on her latest adventure when they come across a strange inscription outside a lost temple.

Matter Was I, If It Would (Random): In the wake of Princess Twilight getting a nifty-keen crystal tree castle, Pinkie has to ask Twilight a very difficult question. Or it might be a very silly question, I'm not sure.

Sunset Shimmer Plays Baseball (2nd Person, Romance, Comedy, Random, Equestria Girls): Fresh haircut, chocolates, flowers: you're all set for your first date with Sunset Shimmer!

Underneath It All (Random): As the Ghost of Hearth's Warming Future, Luna was awfully... tall.

Rainbow Dash and Fluffle Puff Try to Play an MMORPG (Random): They fail miserably.

Friendly Fire (Adventure, Random, Sad): In a ruined city, hunting for a lost relic, Twilight and Fluttershy smell something burning.

That's Amore (AU, Random): Starlight Glimmer needs to figure out how to pass five friendship lessons at once. Surely pasta will help!

That'll Do, Pig (Teen: Sex, Comedy, Equestria Girls, Random): Sunset Shimmer has something very important to say.

I'll Show You "Apple Brown Betty"! (Random): Rainbow Dash takes a dump on Applejack. They can't all be winners!

Daring Do and the Compact of Doom (Comedy, Equestria Girls, Random): Daring Do gets ready for another rousing treasure hunt, with all the things a brave adventurer needs to succeed!

Applejack Kicks It Up a Notch (Comedy, Random): Bam! Applejack is here to make everything spicier! A spiritual sequel to Things Rainbow Dash Doesn't Like.

Things Fluttershy Is an Expert In (Comedy, Random): Pretty much just Fluttershy yelling at ponies. Spiritual sequel to Things Rainbow Dash Doesn't Like.

Apple Slices (Sex, Drama, Sad): Golden Delicious, feeling trapped by his cozy, provincial life, goes in search of greener pastures. What he finds is a unicorn.

Dusty wastelands, scorching deserts, jagged mountains, perilous canyons... that about sums up the main features of Equestria, a place that's less of a nation, more of a loose group of widespread towns and cities that depend on each other for supplies. But the distance between civilized places is great, the environment treacherous, and the land crawling with cutthroat bandits of all races. Who would dare trek to make sure the goods make it on time (for the right price)?

Enter the Caravaneers.

Young Earth pony Wagon Trail had always wanted to be the leader of his own caravan... helping his fellow pony, work alongside friends, fend off a few bandits, and earn some bits in the process!

So when he inherits what was left of his uncle's own caravan, including the only three crew members who didn't die in the ambush (because they weren't there), he couldn't have been more excited!

Oh, what a fool he was.

For the life of a Caravaneer is not an easy one. Food and water run low, carts and wagons break, and tensions and rivalries form. Will young Wagon Trail be able to cope with the danger, the death, the betrayal...

Will he be able to be... a Caravaneer.

NOTE: I vaguely based this off of the flash game Caravaneer.
I do not own this game, nor do I own MLP:FiM.
Also, while alternate reality versions of characters from the show will probably pop up, I'm resisting the urge to make them main characters here. I have already decided a few side characters who will have influential roles, but at the moment I don't think they will be enough to require tags for them.
One last thing... if anyone can find or draw a good picture for this, that'd be great. Just something for the time being. Thanks.

UPDATE (9/21): Okay, I broke and decided that yes, the side ponies I wanted to mention in the story will become main characters at some point. So now the main characters won't all be OCs. So I have added the tags for those future characters below. Also, added a sex tag, because there will definitely be sexual references later on. Nothing descriptive mind you, my goal is to keep this Teen rated, but it will still probably happen.

UPDATE (9/23): Woo! Found a decent cover image for the time being! Later on, once I've gotten more characters, I might try to draw (or more likely find someone to draw) a more detailed, story-specific cover.

Once upon a time…before Equestria was the land known today, there was a King and a queen who died and were re-born. For they represented life and death, and gave their last breath to help the last draconequus family. The family all had the head of a pony, and a body made up of all sorts of things.

But soon...everything changed.

"Discord is the mischievous spirit of disharmony. Before my sister and I stood up to him, he ruled Equestria with unrest and unhappiness. Luna and I saw how miserable life was for earth ponies, pegasai and unicorns alike. So after discovering the elements of harmony we combined our powers and rose up against him, turning him to stone"

"But…Celestia, why did he do that to Equestria?" Asked Fluttershy, a timid yellow pegasus to the princess.

"Because, me and my sister made a mistake." Sighed Celestia. "Before that, Equestria was a land of harmony. It harbored two queens and two kings. The queen of life, Leuce Lumine. The king of death, Hades Dark. The queen of the crystal changelings, Chrysalis. The king of shadows, Sombra." Explained Celestia "They had made peace, along with the prime minister of chaos, Discord, who was responsible to keep the lands happy…"

"But…what happened?" wondered Twilight.

"Me and my sister were deceived by a manticore. Told that Hades and Leuce were misusing their power and taking magic from all the land." Sighed the alicorn looking at a stain glassed window "We turned them both into crystals and ignored the pleas of Chrysalis that they were innocent…She, Sombra and Discord swore revenge against Equestria. Discord taking over the lands, Chrysalis and her husband, Sombra, trying to take over the crystal empire."

The Equestria Rodeo is held in the town of Bridleton in the San Palomino Desert. Applejack, wanting to redeem her last performance in the rodeo, returns with the hope of being crowned Equestria Rodeo Champeen. However, Applejack must learn that even the Equestria Rodeo is not just for earth ponies!

Celestia the Goddess of the Sun and Princess of Equestria most loved pony in all of her kingdom older sister to Luna and the invader of earth.

New Zealand the last and one of the most peaceful lands in this new world and a ferociously loyal people to it's country will not stand by and watch as this tyrant take their lives, bodies or country

(i don't own mlp or New Zealand

A short story I wrote back in 2017.
The action takes place in the universe of "The Last Pony on Earth" by Starscribe

Their are four giant islands that have been war between them for centuries. In the center of all the islands rest one that has a tower that over sees the islands shores. Each island held ponies that had special that was able to bend the elements. Earth, Fire, Air, and Water. When one war stopped another started. Each island thinks that they should rule all of the islands. At the start of each war a pony has walked down the stairs to help balance the islands by keeping peace between them. In this war a pony name Pondera is the one that will protect the lands, but he is the only one that has a different aspect. If he can not keep peace around him the mark on his forehead turns black and his evil side shows wanting to keep the war unbalanced.

Will Pondera be able to keep the balance between the lands before things get to dangerous to control? Will this war end before Pondera has to go? Will this be the last war?

P.s. if you do not mind me asking, but may you not pin down every grammatical error and spelling mistakes. Please enjoy the story for the idea.

Colonel Lyra Heartstrings is well known in the Hoofington space station as a hard, war torn mare. Even though she looked evil outside she has a big soft heart on the inside. That heart of hers can lead her to problems in the future if she’s not careful. This dangerous secret she kept for the last five years will kill her. A secret that can determine the fate of the Equestrian Galaxy.

Lyra has many secrets throughout her life but the worst of these secrets is one of the worst possible things that any pony in her station is capable of. She’s in love . . . with an earth pony. An earth pony mare, like Lyra, that just wanted to protect the children of Hoofington.

(This is a side story to Treasured Moon and Stars Volume 1. This story is set at a couple of days prior and right after the events of Chapters 11 & 12. It’s not required to read the story but it might be confusing. If you want to understand the back story then you must read the main story first to Chapter 12. The Sex tag was added just to be on the safe side.)

Edited by: Xhoral1865

"A long time ago, long before equestria had a name. Long before the might of pegastopolis, or the wisdom of unicornia, or even the power of the earth pony nation, there were the seven. The first alicorns, and almost the last..."
Twilight thought that her story for the CMC was pure fiction, little does anyone know though, that the subjects of her story were real, or that now only one remains...

I don't know how many people cared to read this and at this point in my life I don't care. What I do care about is that chapters two and three were written late into the night and I don't actually remember writing them. Also, upon further review I found them atrocious, I feel I should have made this as a one shot and left it at that; sadly, I didn't and this has haunted me day-in-day-out (should that be hyphenated? Ah, I don't give a buck) Anyways, made it a one shot, don't know or care if anyone else cares as I did this for me... so there (almost kept that refrence [that's wrong...really? Really? It needs another "E"? Ah who cares no-one reads these things anyway] going, I've been up w-a-a-a-y to long, don't know what reference [Hah! Got it!] I mean then too bad, so sad!) have a good day everyone!!
note* chapters 2 and 3 are forever banished to the fiery hell dimension known as my recycle bin. If anyone ever wants more to this... thing, they just have to ask.

Uhh... hello, guess I should introduce myself first, right? My name is James. Yes! Just James, I guess my last name doesn't matter that much anymore, not that I will get away from this place anytime soon. If you want, Jimbo is what my friends call me, so that will work just as well.

Aaanyway, where should I start? See first thing I know I'm at this comic convention, after finally completing a costume for myself that took me quite some time to work on... First everything went smoothly, got to see a lot of interesting stuff... until some things went very wrong and I woke up somewhere unexpected. To be honest, I really thought I'd kick the bucket right where I ended up, but as it turns out, not only the place has changed... apparently I have too, to an either spectacular, or disturbing degree.

I'm currently residing in Canterlot Castle, someplace royal and regal, first class in other words to the populace of this entire nation called 'Equestria'.
The reason? The royal pony sisters made me stay here until further notice...

Yeeess, I did say royal pony sisters, because guess what? This land is ruled and populated by relatively small candy colored equines, who just happen to call themselves "ponies", even though it's highly debatable regarding their appearance to regular horses from earth, meaning they are sapient (human intelligence), and are capable of many more humanized facial expressions and gestures, some of them more illogical then others! (Physics and her sister Biology went to sleep It seems).

With two mares called Princess Celestia and Princess Luna at the peak of their Hirarchy, these ponies live in harmonious peace with each other (yeah right and I bet they have the word criminal "not in their dictionaries", as if!)
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Really now, give me pirates gone wacko any day, but ponies? Seriously?! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!
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Anyway I decided to write down my story for safe keep, in case someone may be interested to learn what the hell happened to me.

So lean back, as I will once again tell you, done that a lot lately by the way, how my current, and very much unfortunate situation, came to be.
Join me as I explore this new world I was thrown into... or watch me do something stupid every single minute I spend here.

Hopefully 'nopony', gets hurt, or else I won't have a chance to- *grumble, growl* AAUGH! NOT AGAIN!!

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An MLP x One Piece crossover, set up as either a 'League of Humans Acting Villainous' or 'League of Humans Acting Heroically' story.
Rated teen for vulgar language. And other atrocities >_>.

Also first attempt on a story, that I may or may not continue.

I regret nothing!