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// The Totally, For-Real Shortest Breakup Fic Ever (So Long as You Don't Look at the Character Count) 
// Story: Future Progressive: The Speedfics and Drabbles of Present Perfect 
// by PresentPerfect 
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RarityhelpIdontknowwhattodoitstotallynotmyfaultwellitkindofisokayanywayTreeHuggersaidshewantedaDANKcakebutIheardTANKcakeandIdidntwanttodoitIswearbutIveneverturneddownanorderorfailedacustomersoIhadtodomybestandhesstillaliveandhonestlyitsamistakeanyponycouldhavemadebutDashiewontforgivemeandshebrokeupwithmeheeeelp!