I was sent to Equestria only to be hunted down as if i was an animal. Well now that my friends that I met after being petrified and I are free it's time to leave Equestria and regroup. This time it will be the Darkness to purify the Light but in truth that's only a side effect for our main goal. Revenge. Unfortunately this is a very slow burn plan but that is fine. We've waited for over 5000 years to be free what's a few more? In time those who wronged us will know that wrath of not just a Dungeon Keeper, but a Oni!

Hello everyone. This story was inspired by The Beating of my Heart. by Clockworklich. Please note that this story will be much darker then all of my other stories with the possible exception of Tales of a Lycan-Scale due to me not 100% sure where that one is going to end up with the few plans I currently have for it. Please know that I will change this to Mature if it's needed but to all who read this then I hope you enjoy!

Edit: This is going on hiatus for awhile because I want to work on it but the inspiration and ideas just isn't there.

This story is a sequel to The Enchanted Kingdom

Reunited after days apart, Twilight is eager to share a quiet and intimate moment with Rarity. However, in order to do so, both must be willing to unveil their scars.

Small oneshot set in the continuity of The Enchanted Kingdom.

Highschool is hard and the struggle is real, especially if you never attened school before and new to the whole process. Each with their own goals, Celestia and Luna prepare for the next 4 years of their life...Away from the castle.

A slow romance fiction story about the future rulers of Equestria's Highschool Sweet heart........That's not all *Wink*
Update: Sorry I revoked the submission, I had noticed a few things that I forgot to mention.

It's a horrible city filled with monsters, horrible and deadly monsters. And an unlikely duo by the name of Dustin and Rainbow Dash will have to come together if they want to get out alive and escape this hell, known as Raccoon City.

As these two try to escape... one question rings through our heroes' minds.

Why me?

Part of the Snowverse

Huge thanks to Alex_ for the coverart Thank you so much buddy!
Feature Lite: 1/23/2018
Feature Regular: 2/15/2018

Here it is, since early 2014, it's finally been set free. Honestly, this story is... something important to me, something cathartic if you will, something I needed to get done, something that I should have gotten done years ago but let my own problems with self loathing and just general disregard for shit get in the way. Regardless... here it is, I hope you all enjoy.

Story updates very slowly, read at your own risk.

Much to Celestia's dismay, she had to banish Luna to rid the world of the Nightmare. The Elements of Harmony, detecting the good in Luna, sent her somewhere else. Enter me, Shawn. I'm just you're average, antisocial guy trying to make my way through college. One day I start noticing things happening around me. What was causing them, well I would have never expected this!

Mild to strong profanities
Many Theater references
Sex tag is for security, better safe than sorry.

When Trixie makes a lewd remark to Starlight Glimmer during their 'medal of honor' celebration, Starlight blasts the showmare into the next room in an effort to shut her up. Sadly, her efforts send not only Trixie to the next dimension, but also Princess Luna.

While Starlight is panicking back in Equestria, Trixie and Luna discover that they did not turn into humans upon passing through the mirror portal. Instead, they are now fillies.

Saturdays suck.

Years ago, two beings appeared in the battle of the crystal empire. They fought their hardest, and eventually defeated Sombra with the help of the Two sisters, but alas, they fell in battle. Now 1000 years later, a young filly, about to embark on a life-changing adventure, must find the courage to overcome darkness itself.

Along with five other ponies, Twilight Sparkle will discover that not everything is sunshine and rainbows and that relying on others is never a bad thing, Especially, when the fate of the world hangs in the balance.

Detective jakkid166 is the greatest detective in the world who always solve the cases and solve the bad guys. However, today becomes his biggest challenge yet as he gets trapped in Ponyville and he has to solve a mystery. Can he do it and can he also get a pay raise from the Chief of Police who might be the murderer! Well dont turn off your TV or you won't find out in Detective jakkid166 Go Equestria Now.

In the year 2010, mankind discovered he was not alone in the universe.

A new landmass called Equestria had materialized in the Pacific Ocean, introducing humanity to ponykind. However, the landmass' arrival had an unintended side effect. The leylines that had laid dormant under the surface had started to awaken, spreading magic all across the Earth. And due to humanity's lack of contact with magic, the energies emerging from the leylines were harmful to humans. A solution was soon created in the form of a potion that would convert humans into the various races that inhabited Equestria.

Not many were willing to change however, but near the end of the decade, a new version of the potion was created: One that would allow humans to keep their bodies, while making them immune to magical energies emerging from the awakened leylines, and also allowing them to use magic.

This new potion was called the 'Transhuman Potion'.

These are the stories of those who took the 'Transhuman Potion' variants.

Edit: Now has a TvTropes Page: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/TheConversionBureauTranshumanism

One lovely night, a mystery object appeared in the night sky. Twilight spotted it and, thanks to her new telescope, is able to track it as it races towards her home. What is it? Where did it come from? More importantly, can she stop it from crushing Canterlot?

Tags may be updated as the story progresses.

Cancelled for being a dinosaur that I don't really like writing.