"Oh...? Hello there. Yes, I can see you dearies, sitting or lying comfortably in front of your little electronic devices, reading the accounts of the infinite universes that make up our little corner of Creation. No, don't get all alarmed, I can't directly reach your little universe so you are perfectly safe from me..."
Said the pale magenta filly looking straight forward, her blue eyes focusing on the invisible (at least for the rest of us) figures before her, pausing a moment before resuming talking...
"Why are you so surprised...? You know me already, Diamond Tiara, the daughter of Filthy Rich and Spoiled Milk, reformed bully of Ponyville School and best friend of Silver Spoon, you all have seen bits and pieces of my life for years now, going from the meanest filly to ever live to the forgettable background Pony of season 8, have read the tales of several different versions of myself on this website..."
"But how do you know this...? You might be wondering, well it's simple: I am not the Diamond Tiara of what you might know as the TV show, I am but a different version of that one... In my Ponyville something fell from the sky, transformed into an Alicorn and lived in the town, rarely interfering with our lives, so I got redeemed like in your precious TV show, only to get lost in another universe days after my redemption. Want to know how it happened? Well read this totally legit recap and find out how did I fell into the world of the Darkstalkers and became... the Diamond of Darkness...."