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  • Funny Shit 24 stories - 0 unread chapters Possibly the funniest shit I've seen a long while.
    Created by Malozi
    - May, 2016
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Total Words: 150,055
Estimated Reading: 10 hours

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  • Funny Shit 24 stories - 0 unread chapters Possibly the funniest shit I've seen a long while.


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Seven years. For seven years she was neglected. In that time, she was underpowered, defeated by a nag in the moon, defeated by an evil bug roach, a victim to tentacle vines, defeated again by the same evil bug roach as before, as well as many other slights and insults in between.

All she wanted was one episode of her own, one to show her glorious personality in all of its radiant glory. Unfortunately, it was not to be. Her impressive record as the longest living and serving monarch (now diarch, lots of love to dear, dear Little Luna), brokering peace and prosperity the likes of which no other nation could hold a candle to! Or a sun, for that matter.

Time to do something about that.

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Set in Equestria Girls-universe.

Twilight Sparkle is making a visit to Sunset Shimmer when she discovers a new threat to the world. But what can one single pony/girl do against such a powerful enemy as this?

It wants your obedience. It wants your love. It wants your money. It wants food and presents.

CHRISTMAS IS COMING TOMORROW! ...Are you prepared or will you face its wrath?


This story is an homage to Tove Jansson, artist and author of Moomin. 100 years old 2014!
Edited and Gordon Ramsayed by Nopony Important.

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The average pony would be delighted to wake up and find an adorable little bundle of joy on their doorstep—even more so after having learned it's been delivered by Princess Celestia herself! Now, imagine that this new foal has been chosen by fate to save Equestria's future, and you have a scenario beyond any would-be parent's wildest dreams. How absolutely wonderful would that be?

On a related note, Twilight Sparkle is now a mother. She isn't happy about it.

Written for F*** This Prompt, because no way would I write something like this otherwise. Probably. I think.

Many thanks to Kamikakushi and Dubs Rewatcher for pre-reading.

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Twilight's new pet owl, Owlowiscious, is exactly what the doctor ordered for those late nights when Spike isn't there to help her. Now her biggest concern is making sure her Number One Assistant can get along with the newest member of their little family.

She totally didn't have to be concerned.



Many thanks to Syeekoh, Poo-san, and Kamikakushi for prereading this fic. They should've just put it down.

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One uneventful day in Ponyville, TD comes across a single issue of a comic with the title MAN COMICS. Curious, he picks it up to read it.

Punching ensues. So. Much. Punching.

A Non-Bronyverse story

Full credit for Man Comics goes to one Mr. Seanbaby.

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What happens when the beloved Grandpa character by Brandon Rogers goes to Equestria? Let's find out!!

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After a certain rainbow-maned pony takes away Angel's only source of food, he makes plans to deal with the interloper.


Pre-read by NeonGreenTiger and Majin Syeekoh

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Anon has been living in Equestria for some time, and has very little to show for it. Shunned away from most cities, he finds solitude of a sort in Ponyville. But there are few places for an omnivore to satisfy all his appetites, so when he meets a fellow omnivore, both parties find more uses from the other than they'd expect.

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The Cutie Mark Crusaders have no common sense. Be very careful about telling them anything, because they will almost definitely find a way to misconstrue it. You learn that lesson very quickly... not that you particularly care.

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You spent years becoming the head of Celestia's kitchens. Today is the culimination of all your work. Your job is simple: Make the Diamond Dog ambassadors happy by cooking as required. Easy, right? What could possibly go wrong?

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