Anon comes from a universe that operates by kung fu movie physics and he's still able to function as such. Imagine every cheesy kung fu movie mixed into one story.

This was done as a collaboration between me, Bolding, Anonymous Assassin, Fugger, 8th Sin, and someone that didn't want to be named.

Remember when Sunset yelled at Twilight for putting everyone's "lives in danger?" Well, Rarity does, and she's a bit confused—after all, how could their lives be in danger when it's quite literally impossible for humans to die?

"Recommended for terrible people" - Present Perfect
"I don't know whether to laugh or be horrified." - DerpyDerp97
"Don't know why this is getting upvoted. It's not one goddamn bit funny." - MythrilMoth

Now with a reading by Teksune Studios!

Written from 3 AM to 5:30 AM, the morning after Friendship Games premiered.
Preread by Majin Syeekoh, Magello, and M1Garand.

After a wrestling move gone wrong, Rainbow Dash is now dead.

Because you killed her.

You're pretty sure you're going to hell.

Happy April Fool's Day!

After a tragic accident, a human ends up in Lord Tirek's body, as part of an attempt to reform the villain after his recent escapades. While the hero of our tale is trying to make sense of his new surroundings, the rest of Equestria thinks that the most terrible threat that their world has ever seen is back...
And the powers that be are definitely not happy about it.
New Cover Art By Shadow Bolt

When a human asks a certain purple unicorn a question that not even the almighty human race can answer, to what lengths would she be willing to go to put the age-old question to rest?

You are Rarity, and you are not that much a fan of Twilight right now. After she got you stuck in this strange new world, you've been wondering just how you'll get home. And when you first meet the denizens of this strange realm, your confusion and desire to return home only begin to grow. What's a lady to do?

This story is a sequel to Chris Redfield Punches Tom

Pinkie's sister Maud has finally come to town, and Pinkie's friends are excited to meet her for a the first time. However, the introduction of a small grey pebble named boulder sets events in motion that none of them were prepared for.

For Rarity, however, it is simply all too familiar.

Editing help provided by Syeekoh, pre-read by Derpator.

Chris Redfield, Certified Badass Boulder Puncher Extraordinaire™, likes to believe that he's prepared for anything. But when he's sent to another world by uncertain means, the sight of a big grey monstrosity and a small alabaster unicorn brings up painfully repressed memories....

Not meant to be taken seriously in the slightest.