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God, I'm so sorry.

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Anon comes from a universe that operates by kung fu movie physics and he's still able to function as such. Imagine every cheesy kung fu movie mixed into one story.

This was done as a collaboration between me, Bolding, Anonymous Assassin, Fugger, 8th Sin, and someone that didn't want to be named.

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This is beautiful.

OMG this is Epic.

:heart::rainbowkiss::heart::rainbowkiss:

I read this on AIE. Excellent work gentlemen.

Amazing, simply tremendous

I love the description, certainly. I haven't given it a complete read through yet (I've been awake for twenty hours. Don't judge me!) But I did spot a few errors in just the first few hundred words. I may just be so sleep deprived that I only think I saw them, though...

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Feel free to point them out.

We have reached the highest caliber of fisting. The next level of fisting.

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Can't, too crazy and mind addled at the moment. Hah, but I saw fourish in the Twilight section.

Also, it took me at least five minutes to realize that the first section was a 1st person of Twilight. For a moment I thought there were two Anons. That at least is probably just me being tired, but I did like how AJ's section pointed out that the perspective had switched to her.

(I also liked the link narrative eponymously referring to her as 'orange background') A very good 'lol' was had there, sempai.

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Second person, actually. The entire story is written in second perspective, with different leads. Each one of us read through it and fixed all the mistakes we could see, so I'd definitely be interested in seeing what you found.

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By George, you're right. Second person it is!

Okay one second, let's see if I can find one again... But only because you're such a good conversationalist!

The entire building shakes, causing you fall off your hooves.

If I recall there were a few instances of this 'missing' word thing going on. Given the janky sentence style you're going for to give it that 'roughly translated script feel', I can understand how that'd get missed easy.

In this case, 'causing you to fall off your hooves.' was the full phrase.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!:rainbowlaugh:

Heh, hilarious story. Epic level fisting right there indeed.

Were some missing words, or to many some places. Going to go over it later.

But, all in all, funny story, and I really liked it.

“Behold! One of the greatest techniques to grace this world or the next, The Fist of the North Wind!©”

"?!"

"AAATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA...."

"......"
"Omae wa mou...uttaeru." (You're already sued.)

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Those are one of the only things I'm really bad at catching. Fixed, at least.
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I didn't write that part, so blame Fugger.

I know that this is a one-shot; a single joke fiction with a limited lifespan. But for the love of all that is awesome... This must continue.
Can Anonymous maintain his honour in a fluffy pastel pink world? Did spike learn the dragon code from Anon? Will Twilight get all her books back on the shelves. How will fluttershy get the smell of rectal thermomitors out of her muzzle? What does a toasted marshmallow taste like? Will anyone care about best background pony's plight? Is Navarone ever going to return to his male form? Will Dashie ever get twister fisted again? Will Pinkie ever understand how somepony can break the very laws of physics?

oh my fucking god. that movie is the shit. i have been looking for it for years and just found it last month in a thrift store.i cant none of the comments are about that title and the movie that it is about.
._.

this story was also "the shit"

This automatically got a favorite based on its genious setting. Sir, I rarely do this, but I actually gave a girl scream of delight reading this. Well done.

This needs a sequel
God the lol's:rainbowlaugh:

bretty gud 10/10 :DDD
wud reed agan :DDDDDD

No but seriously, good shit. Have a best pony. :scootangel:

Found an error

Anon know it’s a mannequin now, no doubt about it.

This is legendary!

YOU KNOW THE RULES.

Is the title's pun intentional? :rainbowkiss:

Who knew the Konami Code had such power?

Oh Lord, I knew this day would come! Faving right now!

Amazing.

Also, the suffix -teme means you're calling the person a bastard.

This was just awesome.

i.imgur.com/wdF5Qlw.gif

Just...take my upvote and go, you monster.

I wrote a poem about how amazing kung-fu Anon is. And then I realized that that was really stupid, so I just gave you a favourite and a thumbs-up.

but Anon has the advantage because he’s always practicing squinting

You made me charcoal :rainbowlaugh:

You know I always wondered if someone would put him in a fanfic story and I've finally read one about it. AWESOME!! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

upupdowndownleftrightleftrightBASTART is best deus ex machina ever.

Just a little correction:
Omae wa mo shindeiru...(You are already dead).

You have to be a pretty crazy man to rage Pinkie Pie to that level.

Lab
Lab #39 · Jan 28th, 2014 · · ·

“WAATAAAAA!”

It's what Bruce Lee asks for when he's thirsty.

Obnoxious nitpicking nobody actually cares about: Kung Pow was built on a chinese movie and used chinese martial arts (wushu). The japanese language is out of place.

I honestly don't care. It's a parody movie, and this is a mlp crossover with said parody movie. I just couldn't help but feel somebody was going to whine about it eventually and I wanted to head them off.

Sorry Pinkie, they're obviously Symbols of Power. The size, spacing, and composition of the symbols dictate the effect.

Seriously...?? I even read the summary and still didn't believe it!
Just...WTF??

I have no words.

Wow, this story is quite a joy to read probably because cupcakes batter fruit chopstick apples they're theyre there som sixand Pinkie Pie amkjfnajksnfosaokdsfjiasmdkfoaskmak............................. *dead*

You orrible little man. You got me in trouble with the 6 nearest houses cos of how loud I was laughing at this.

Thats a 60 foot radius.

At 2 AM.

Through 24 inch of stone.

:facehoof:

Very good. Carry on, men. :moustache:

“It was Anon… He twister-fisted me…”

Up,Up,Down,Down,A,B Start?

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Mad

Brilliant!!! :rainbowlaugh:

...

In all honesty, when Pinkie Pie questions how this is possible, there's something wrong. All that's missing is a magical dragon, a sentient tongue, Prench aliens, and an Over-The-Top Blood Fest in the House of Blue Leaves.

“It was Anon… He twister-fisted me…”

Fuck Context!

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