TD Punches Everything

by BronyWriter

The Mirror Pool

Groan.

I tried, guys. I really did try.

*Pops two Advil for growing concussion*

Punchmaster. There were so many of them. But there's only one Punchmaster so... Agh, I feel like things have been divided by zero here!

Ugh, and Celestia. If she weren't an alicorn, I'm certain that the five hundred and ninety four punches she received to the face would really hurt. She did teleport. She teleported all over Equestria. But they were always there. All of The Punchmasters (but there's only one Punchmaster so how?!) punching her right in the face.

And Cheerilee. No, there wasn't some big... look, she's married to one of them, and through her wifely intuition, she knew which one. It didn't hurt that The Punchmaster also knew he was married to Cheerilee, so she found the real one in the end.

Ugh, I wrote out "Punch" and "Punchmaster" so many times that a fist came through the computer and punched me right in the face. I suppose it was inevitable. I was playing the odds, and I had to lose at some point. At least I still have all of my teeth.

And a headache.

But it was so awesome.

I tried to figure out how The Punchmaster found the Mirror Pool in the first, place, but all I got was something about "nobody questions The Punchmaster."

So awesome.

But so many punches. I think Cadance and Twilight and Luna and Discord and a bunch of other powerful ponies had to band together to hold the universe together from so many punches. So many Punchmasters. But there's only one Punchmaster! I still don't get it!

Punch. Punch. Punch.

PUNCH!

Ow.

Celestia would have helped, but... you know. Pu-- I mean, she was busy.

There's only one Punchmaster, but there were thousands.

You ever read a word so many times it ceases to make sense, even if you don't have a concussion?

PUNCH

Two concussions?

Punch.

Stop!

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Punch.

Comments

[magesticus]

PUNCH!

[crazyone]

[Emtu]

oh dear Celestia, another one

[joefox3272]

PUNCH

[Scarheart]

Someone get punch drunk?

[Emtu]

8462530
I think the Punchmaster punched the mirror pool and caused hundreds of copies of himself to pop out of it.

[Scarves]

If this was a joke, where's the punch line?

punchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunch
I found it! (I have no regrets!)

[Judge Holden]

The Punchmaster vs One Punch Man. Or Bruce Lee.

[Kichi]

Punch... I think the Punchmaster should try to fight one of those titans like Chuck Norris did... Punchmaster should fight Segata Sanshiro

[MickJaz97]

Ugh, I wrote out "Punch" and "Punchmaster" so many times that a fist came through the computer and punched me right in the face.

So not even you , the author, is safe from the Punchmaster. Be careful, he may punch you again for thinking you can overcome a Punchmaster concussion with a couple of ibuprofen tablets.

[Nagel Navari]

What would happen if Antares found a man comic?

[CommanderBigMac]

8467615
So much terror. No pastry would be save

[Malabazoo]

[HumanSVD]

Glad the punch series is over. It got old fast.

[PhycoKrusk]

I’m honestly a little surprised no one seems to have written about the adventures of the Hawaiian Punchmaster.

Oh well.

[Emperor Draxgaroth]

8467615
PUNCHPRINCE *PUNCHES*

[OminousBrony]

I have decided Punchmaster is Voiced by Chris Rager who is the voice for characters like Mr. Satan, Arlong, and Mr. Torgue.

[MikiStenbeck]

9217055
Oh you mean him that said stuff like; "Right now, you're ranked fifty in the badass leaderboards, which puts you behind my grandma but ahead of a guy she gummed to death.

IT TOOK SEVERAL HOURS!”

?

[MikiStenbeck]

9643398
Yea, :3 at least he had that going for him,

[Noctis Prism]

That’s a little terrifying.

[Blackdust]

I... I almost died read I'll ng this it was so fucking funny!