• Published 3rd Jan 2016
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Grandpa HATES Equestria - ColossalParadox



Grandpa is coming to Equestria, and he HATES it!

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Putting the "Good" in "Goodbye"

Author's Note:

Hello everyone!! Sorry this final chapter took so long to get out, but things got in the way of my writing.

Things such as:
1. School
2. Trying to get my YT channel started back up
3. A NEW project I have been working on behind the scenes and should be getting released here soon(ish).

Once again, sorry for the delay, but I found some free time today and decided it was time to wrap this story up. Thank you all for being so patient and I hope this story brought you much joy for the time it did.

Thank you once again for reading, liking, commenting and faving. I'll see you all in the next story!

Remember to Stay Beautiful! :pinkiehappy::heart:

"I've done it, everyone! After months of extensive research, I have finally figured out how to send Grandpa back to his own world!"

Twilight stood before her friends in the Castle of Friendship, her announcement an apparent shock to all those gathered. None of them seemed to be disappointed however. More so they were too ecstatic to say anything. It was hard for any of them to say that they would miss Grandpa, but they did have a few decent times. But now, it was finally time to say goodbye.

"Alrighty then, let's go fin' Grandpa and tell 'im th' good news," Applejack declared, gaining nods of approval.

"Quite right, it is about time we sent him home back to his own family so that he can... stop harassing ours..." Rarity added, dreading the months it would take to purge her little sister's mind of all the naughty words Grandpa filled it with. Rarity huffed and blew a stray strand of hair out of her face.

"Right, and the sooner it happens, the better," Twilight agreed, "Now, all of you go find Grandpa, and I'll get the spell ready."

All the mares in the room nodded and set out to hunt down Grandpa and bring him to Twilight. They figured it wouldn't be that hard. All they had to do was look for the ponies running away from something and go that direction.

Easy as cake.


Finding Grandpa was easier than cake, thanks to his loud and boisterous nature. The five mares had corralled him back to Twilight, who was ready with the open portal. Grandpa stood before it, adjusting his glasses to get a better look, already been made aware that this was his ticket back home. The portal swirled in a clockwise motion, suspended in midair, and could only be seen from one side. Its colors consisted of light blue with a greenish tint, its structure continuously fluctuating.

"Holy hell, this reminds of that one bad PCP trip I had," he said. The girls all groaned one last irritated sigh.

Grandpa turned around to them, their faces one of untainted happiness. Pinkie was the only one who really smiled at him and waved while the rest opted to just waving. Grandpa sniffed and lifted his middle finger at them.

"Fuck ya'll, I'm out."

And with that, he promptly turned back to the portal and fell into it. Grandpa screamed as he tumbled through the brightly colored void, the entire time Vietnam and Woodstock flashbacks appeared in his mind as he continuously tumbled, tumbled through a rip in time and space. Finally, Grandpa impacted something solid and blacked out.


Brandon Rogers jolted awake in his bed and looked frantically about his room. He was still there, still alive, and definitely not Grandpa or in a world of technicolor talking ponies. He wiped his face and found that he had been sweating profusely even though he had slept nude. He blew out a sigh of relief and fell back down onto his pillow.

"Phew! It was just a nightmare," he said to himself, relaxing back into his bed and trying to fall asleep again.

"I wouldn't be too sure about that..." A voice said to his right.

Brandon's eyes shot back open and turned his head to the right. There sat a purple alicorn, the one known as Twilight in his dream, reading a book. She scratched her chin in concentration as she read through the tome.

"I think something went wrong with my calculations," she said to herself.

Brandon gripped the covers, turned his head back to the ceiling, and screamed until the sun rose.

His nightmare had just begun.

Comments ( 20 )

6911867 True or False, on a scale from 4-20, how dope/cliche was that ending? :rainbowlaugh::twilightsheepish:

6912760
Sad Air horn and moving-rainbow-frog on low speed

6917340 Wow! Better score than I was expecting :twilightsmile::heart:

6917548
I can change it to a lower one if u want :trollestia:

Is this a set up for a sequel or is it just a finish it yourself sort of thing?

7159096 Neither, this is pretty much how I wanted it to end :twilightsheepish:. Sorry if it wasn't what you had hoped it would be. But thanks for the comment either way, and for the follow :twilightsmile:. Hopefully you will enjoy the future stories I release as well :D!!

7159373 Okay thanks for responding

7166104 I'm glad you are enjoying it :twilightsmile:!! Comments like yours really brighten up my day and make me think I can actually write a thing every once in a while. Thank you for sharing your thoughts and ranking it so high on your list!! Have a nice day!!!

(Stay Beautiful :pinkiehappy::heart:)

Never mind that was f***ing hilarious! :rainbowlaugh:

Uhhhhhhh OK that was......unexpected

7623633 I'm glad you enjoyed it! :twilightsmile:. Also, I apologize for the ending, I am not the best on how to go about ending stories :twilightsheepish:. But this story's main purpose was to be comedic, and judging by your reactions, I believe it fulfilled its purpose! :D

8594915
What I posted accurately describes the contents of the first chapter, malice disguised as humor, and I will read no further.

8594960 Well, if that is how you interpret, I guess I can't stop you. I was just trying to follow the formula from the Grandpa Hates videos, and this IS supposed to be a comedy. Oh well, sorry it wasn't your cup o' tea! :twilightsheepish:

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