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whatmustido


God, I'm so sorry.

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You spent years becoming the head of Celestia's kitchens. Today is the culimination of all your work. Your job is simple: Make the Diamond Dog ambassadors happy by cooking as required. Easy, right? What could possibly go wrong?

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And that's how the cookie, or I should say 'cake', crumbles.

You have a lot of free time on hands don't you?

Laughabel dogs names...yes.
P.S. I`m waiting for new chapter of DoMM story. This chapter promises to be rich on events.

How could you be sorry for this? This is glorious, the ending just about made me fall out of my chair.

-Mis

Pretty sure the dogs wouldn't die like that.. Dogs can't handle the high levels of theobromine in chocolate, true.. But they becoming restlessness, hyperactivity and start urinating a lot before they die from an overdose. :twilightsheepish:

ps. I suppose you can brush it off as "magic" chocolate.. This is the internet after all.

Sometimes I just love how WhatmustIdo writes his characters personalities, especially this Celestia.

Vlad #9 · Jul 4th, 2013 · · 2 ·

Something tells me something like this will make it's way into the Diaries...

Just seems like something that version of Celestia would do. Or trick Nav into doing.

JBL
JBL #10 · Jul 4th, 2013 · · ·

I think for every story you write, I'm always going to see the human as Navarone..............

What surprises me is how no one has pointed out that I used quotes from Mao Zedong, Tito from Oliver and Company, and the Space Jam theme song for Barkely. Then again, no one noticed that I used all the lyrics from "Who's a Silly Pony" in the harvest chapter with Applejack, so I guess that's alright.

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That's certainly understandable. Some of them are very similar to him.
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...Maybe.
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If you look at the disclaimer in the author's notes, you'll see my excuse.
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See the first part of this comment.
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Yeah... I got pissed off at the Diaries chapter and pulled an idea from my idea list.
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Not really competition. Just some really annoying dogs that pissed her and all the elements off. Accidents happen, after all. And accidents you can blame on the chef are even better.

That was awesome. Death by chocolate.:pinkiecrazy:

Oh gawd the laughs at the end!:pinkiegasp:

Omg wow that's one way to deal with unwanted guest

heh, idiots XD

Look at this! Another fun fun fun read :D

Actually, it wouldn't take much at all to kill a dog.

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Space Jam was, and still is, awesome.

As you see Celestia’s horn carving out a chunk of cake for herself and giving you an extremely knowing smile, you remember something.

Something horrifying.

Dogs are allergic to chocolate.

...Whoops.

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This is the only thing I could find that I thought was the same amount of funny.:rainbowlaugh:

5297511 CURSE YOU, PIGEONS!!!

Mad

God they have no taste whatsoever.

2822184 Something tells me that Nav would already know that chocolate is fatal to dogs.
Something also tells me that Celestia wouldn't have to "trick" Nav into serving a load of it to the Diamond Dogs.
The only "trick" would be to make it look like an accident....especially if neither knew the other was planning to do exactly that....:twilightoops::trollestia::facehoof::rainbowderp:

It is… a joy to be working with meat again. Even if one of those bastard dogs demanded his steak to be well-done, the heathen.

...They died as they lived...for our amusement.

The phrase "to deep six" is my new favorite phrase!:rainbowlaugh:

Murderlestia is best Trollestia. :trollestia:

Anon has a tag now

Strangely enough, all the ink seems to have faded from it. Odd, but not unknown. It just means she wants the dish to be a surprise for her guests.

Man, it's almost as if Anon doesn't know a thing about dogs

I didn't realise you'd written more than Diaries (I mean, how? That is some genuinely impressive work rate there), but that's not why I'm leaving this comment.

I'm leaving this comment because I'm currently listening to Sia's Some People Have Real Problems, and just as I found your story list, guess what song came on?

"Death by Chocolate".
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I am freaking out right now.

...Did you name the story after the song, or is that just a massive coincidence?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4V89Na3gbA

Freaking. Out.

(Er, also, I really liked the actual story, I should probably have said that first.)

Ah, Canterlot. City of light. City of magic.

nice Morrowind reference lol

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