There's a plague infecting Equestria, and Diamond Tiara has taken it upon herself to cure it. They may be stronger in number and in sheer absurdity, but she's got a little something special to even the odds.

That something being a three-foot long magically enchanted samurai sword. Look, nobody said this was gonna be pretty.

(Written for the FIMFiction Writeoff Association's inaugural writeoff. The prompt was "Lonely Happiness". I got a bit creative with it.)

Her Royal Highness, Princess Luna, is trying to catch up on lost sleep. She deserves it, after all the hard work she's put in to keep the city of Canterlot safe. Now she can turn the lights down, slip into bed, and finally get some rest.

If only Canterlot weren't under attack by the endless swarms of the Changeling army...

Join Armada Hot Shot and Equestria's greatest jam warrior, Hugh Jelly, as they journey across space and maybe time in search of action, adventure, and jaAm! Recommended for Transformers fans, but anyone who appreciates Spiderses-style trollfics will likely get a kick out of these. Inspired by the original comic mutation written by Blueshift.

Full audiobook read by me!

Part 2 read by Bradel! He tried. :(

Hot Shot and Hugh Jelly in JaAm Adventures: Hot Shot is am was car robot form abd he lovs jAam so gont o Qeustira to met HUG JELY & haes jamventuar (Last place winner, September 2012 /fic/ writeoff and first story to claim the coveted Wooden Spoon award. :D)

Cool, You're Aftarburnr: Stramscrem libes awak ant nigt & thik ambot as cerptin Autunobotu. wat can hims dod??3? (Warning: unreadable. See author's notes for translation. Translation still as dumb as original. Contains no ponies.)

You's da jaAm Fours: avdenture ins cobtinue!!Hugh Jely must dedfeet giant evvil form spase with help of SPESHUL GESST HEROSE that are mabye from last storiy?

Tell Owl: Our Won: Its is nice day of day in Equestriville and ponies Hugh Jelly has a nice wife adn fambly living and they do stuff

Rainbow Dash is an unlikely matchmaker, but she's also not a pony that leaves her friends hanging. When she sees the feelings Applejack and Rarity have for each other, she tries to get them together, but ends up struggling with the knowledge that those very feelings may end up keeping them apart.

Doctor Sparks has never believed in ghosts, and the stories about Canterlot General Hospital being haunted by them didn't discourage him at all from taking on a position there as assistant chief of surgery. But when he awakens one night to a lifeless building filled with inexplicable and horrifying creatures, the doctor is forced to reconsider everything he thought he knew about the hospital, his beliefs, and his own mind. Because at Canterlot General, the past has a way of creeping up on you. Because at Canterlot General, sometimes the present and future do too. Because at Canterlot General, there are things that haunt you, things that hunt you, things you can never truly escape from.

Because at Canterlot General, everything loops.

[Originally written based on the /fic/ Writeoff prompt "Time And Time Again".]

Kids. Kids. Who are you gonna believe, some old book, or your Uncle Bad Horse?

So, anyway. Like I was saying. Once upon a time...

(One of those damn kids had a wire on him, and put recordings on that tubey thing, one, two, three. And made a video. And wrote it all down, in Russian.)

In the wake of victory comes defeat. Twilight's home is destroyed, and she is devastated. Perhaps this is the worst day of her life...

#SAVETREE

Celestia gives Twilight Sparkle her very own kingdom. But, it's not quite what Twilight expects. Her kingdom is much too small, the lines are too long, the food costs too much... oh, and it's a theme park.

After the events at Winsome Falls, Scootaloo had thought her night terrors were over. But again and again, she keeps seeing the same things.

The rustling in the trees.

A talking forest in her dreams.

Timberwolves, always at the edges of her sight.

Just what in the hay is going on? Will Scootaloo ever have a good night's sleep again?

Peaches. Peaches are awesome. Peaches are best fruit. James and the Giant Peach is my favorite movie. Obviously, when I got the funds to go to Comic Con, I dressed as a giant peach.

For some reason, people hate peaches. They should hate Apples. Apples are evil. My old peach tree told me that, and because I didn’t listen, one of them burned my house down.

Continuity: Optional, or for as long as I remember the plot.

Blueshift, this is all your fault.

Author's Note: I didn't try. At all. If this gets upvotes, I'll start seeing how many sharks I can jump intentionally because this does not deserve it.
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Idiots.