Or a vampire, for that matter!

(republished) Finding an ancient map left by the left behind by the legendary pirate, Captain Celaeno, the pony Pirate Crew of the Saucy Mare set out to find a treasure lost since the age of Equestria a thousand years ago. But with a deadly journey on the high seas in the islands beyond the pony lands, does a grand adventure await Captain Barnacle and his shipmates, or will they all be walking the plank?

(Cover art by Little Tigress)

Princess Ember isn't exactly thrilled this day. Her trek through Ponyville on behest of Spike has seen her trying to flee from all the ponies calling her a 'waifu'(des). She can't escape. All she wanted to do was find the little dragon.

Princess Luna created me in order to make sure she never would forget the pain she caused Equestria.

But this? This is not the way to accomplish my directive.

If only I could let her know...

Featured in the Royal Canterlot Library
Russian Translation by Doof!

Being a role in a story for a long time can really stress ponies and changelings out like with Celestia and Chrysalis. Celestia has been the caring ruler for so long she's almost forgotten how to let loose and have some real fun or a real life for herself. And Chrysalis has played the villain for so long she's all but completely forget what she was before her time as a queen. I think it's time to change that.

Editor: The Fan Without A Face.

Featured: 5/9/2017

A batpony colt wants to stay up until sunrise, because that’s when daddy gets home from work, but his mom wants him in bed. She knows how to get him to sleep without him even knowing it though because and I quote “Mommies are smart.”

I don’t know if this counts as being featured but with view M being off A Batpony Lullaby is in the featured box. Though I admit I don’t know how. Merci to all of you 06/07/2017

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My name is Vinyl Scratch, I'm a guy, and I DJ for a living.

My name is Vinyl Scratch, I'm a guy, and I have the awesomest marefriend in the world.

My name is Vinyl Scratch, and nopony knows that I'm trans.

Cover by me (stock image source.)

This story is a sequel to The Bridge: A Godzilla-MLP Crossover

"Everyone knows dinosaurs are extinct... but what if they're wrong?"

Maia Search of Canterlot High School, after spending a year in recovery from a gymnastics injury and longer time recovering from grief; goes to her mother's summer camp to serve as a counselor. While there, she and her friends, Babs Seed's older sister Sunflower Orange and nature lover Sandalwood, find themselves wrapped up in a mystery 65 million years in the making. It's between five and six feet tall, covered in feathers, and much smarter than they could have imagined. And it's not alone...

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A retelling of the original Discovery Kids' 2007 show, DinoSapien, set in the Equestria Girls universe along with elements of the IDW comics, with background characters leading the roles as well as updated paleontological science.

This takes place in the same Equestria Girls altered continuity as The Bridge after it's version of Rainbow Rocks, however that is not required reading as it deals with different characters in a remote area and will not star any of the kaiju roster.

After Rarity's fashion show, Applejack has turned her attention to the fashion industry. Why is it so.....bizarre? Without the ability to come to a conclusion, Applejack takes a risk and starts her own fashion line. A line that will appease to Equestria's top fashion trend.

Don't blame this stupidity on me......I swear it's not my fault.

Discord decides to create a holiday centered around ponies pranking each other, it's a contest to see who can pull off the most pranks throughout the day. And whoever pulls the most gets the title of the Prankster King/Queen!

However Discord, Pinkie, and RD AREN'T participating! No, they are the judges of the entire contest! It's their job to basically rank the pranks on their execution, setup, and just how funny they are...

This is gonna be fun...

Notes:

1. Co-written with VampDash.
2. Cover Art by marioking89.
3. Now has a Live Reading by Agent Fluffy.