In an unremarkable city, in an unremarkable hospital, to two unremarkable ponies, a filly was born. A filly who was all too remarkable. A filly who radiated Destiny, and Adventure.

Her parents, however, liked their unremarkable life, in their unremarkable city, and wanted nothing more for their little filly than to have a nice, normal, unremarkable youth. So whenever Destiny or Adventure reared their heads, they made sure to nip it in the bud. Magical portals, foreign princes, time travellers and mysterious salesponies of magical musical instruments all got the same answer:

Nope.

Based on the Nope: The Anime joke (original posts) that went around on Tumblr some years ago. Expect silliness.

Covert art based on a picture by greyscale / Theponysketchguy, edited by me to change her hair and eye colour and make her look younger.

Spanish version:
Un poni llamado Nop on DeviantArt, translated by SPANIARD KIWI.

Princess Celestia, the Divine Motherly figure for all ponies of Equestria. The guardian and spiritual guide to all. So adored, it's a real pain to find somepony to actually get down and dirty with her. And those who do, can be a problem when they don't catch the hint to at least leave in the morning.

Just a short silly story, there is no morale

Now with a reading on youtube!

When Fluttershy introduced Mage Meadowbrook to Zecora, it was with the hope of fostering friendship. Yet, an unfortunate mishap and bitter words have led to something far different. There will be a duel, and Discord is more than happy to turn such a rare occurrence into the spectacle it deserves to be. Can Fluttershy, Twilight, and Pinkie help mend the budding friendship between Zecora and Meadowbrook? And what about Discord? Does he wish to fuel the flames of rivalry, or does he have a larger plan in store?

In the spirit of arena culinary combat, it’s time for Elixir Master!

Preread, Edited, and Reviewed By
El Oso, Illustrious Q, BronyWriter, Winston, Wanderer D, Level Dasher

Cover Art By
RyuRedwings

Hello, I am The Narrator, and I want you to simply relax with either your phone or computer and listen to our stories. I hope you enjoy them, they were written just for you and the world to see. Let's begin, Story number one...

As you have seen this is an anthology. There is no underlying story here folks. The only constant is that they are all written from the same POV.

P.S. I'm looking for some art for this. The current is art is temporary. Please read the stories first though. Might give some insight.

This is a prequel to Screwed AGAIN!!

Everypony think Shining Armor is useless, that he's lazy, or even that he flat out doesn't do anything. Shining could prove them wrong, if he had the time. He does more than they think.

Join the Captain of the Guard as he deals with a completely normal day. Well...normal by his standards.

We all have sides to ourselves we don't like. Personas we take up on bad days, or strange days. Things we'd rather forget.

Fluttershy has plenty of those.

And they argue.

A lot.

Coverart is a fusion of works by UtterlyLudicrous, DaAfroMan, icantunloveyou, Kooner-cz, RainBowDash89, jhayarr23, and sonofaskywalker.

Lesson learned. Crisis resolved. Rarity's reputation and Saddle Row are both intact.

But the question remains, how did Fluttershy pull off all of those near-instantaneous costume changes? And just what was going through her mind at the time?

Well, there are a few mistaken assumptions in those questions, as quickly became clear once everypony got home...

Contains some spoilers for S8E04, "Fake It 'Til You Make It."

As Celestia can attest, nothing is ever simple. A stallion may walk through a portal in a huff and everycreature may cheer his departure, but that doesn't make him any less of an important functionary in the greater scheme of things. And so, while the Princess of Friendship can handle the straightforward task of averting world war, Celestia must shoulder a heavier burden.

She has to convince a bureaucrat that he made a mistake.

The King is dead, long live the Princess.

But He will return. He's already here. All she sees is Him when looking at what she is forced to help grow.

A short story about sad fates and self isolation. About depression and fear. About new hope, to shine your light.

This story is a sequel to Psychadelic

Epiphany's mother is an easy-going mare in tune with the universe and the balance of magic, who needs magic glasses to see the world the way everyone else does.

Epiphany's father is an off-the-wall draconequiis, who runs circles around the laws of physics and spreads chaos wherever he goes because that's what he is.

As for what Epiphany is... well, it's rather complicated.

Coverart by Chocolatechilla.