• Member Since 11th May, 2015

HARKONNEN


Just a guy who likes to read stories. I also would like to voice a character in a reading.

Favourites 43 stories
Found 30 stories in 47ms

Total Words: 390,121
Estimated Reading: 1 day

Bookshelves

Community



  • Featured 23320 stories Stories that have been featured on Fimfiction ( Automatically populated! )


  • Interviews 408 stories Stories that have had their author interviewed


  • Reviewed 0 stories Stories that have been reviewed
T
Source

Celestia and Luna announce their retirement and their plans to turn the throne and power over Equestria to the mane 6. Unfortunately, this is the last straw for Twilight, and she goes off on a rant about why this isn't a good idea.

Chapters (1)
T

Queen Chrysalis likes it when I boop her on the nose. It helps her relax. However, one day, Princess Twilight Sparkle bursts in, thinking that Queen Chrysalis has put a spell on me.

Surely, when I explain to her that I boop her, she'll understand. Right?

Right?

Inspired by a delightful flash game that can be found here.

Featured on August 28th, 2016. This is as unexpected as it is amazing.

Chapters (14)
E

There's a man who works at my job in the basement.

He says his name is Derek. Not many people like Derek. People say he's weird and tends to lie. Derek says he was tricked and isn't supposed to be here at all.

He also says he used to be the Chaos King back home.

And here I just wish he'd stop screwing around with the coffee in the breakroom.

Chapters (1)
T

Twilight finally manages to solve the problems with Star Swirl the Bearded’s time travel spell and decides that one of her first visits should be to see that old hero of hers.

Unfortunately, he’s not really what she was expecting.


Proofread by the wonderful docontra

Chapters (1)
T

A man, empty.
A mare, damaged.
A life, lived.
A life - loved.


Now with its own TV Tropes page!

Chapters (21)
E
Source

"The night will last FOREVER!" But Nightmare Moon soon finds out that overthrowing a government without a plan of her own leads to some very interesting questions when it comes to ruling a small pony nation. Luckily, eleven ponies are ready to provide help, even if Nightmare Moon doesn't want it.

Seriously...why didn't she consider the crops?

--You might like this story if you also like:--
Comedy Skits from Monty Python, Saturday Night Live, Whose Line is it Anyway?
Derpy Derpy Derpy!
Greg
Nightmare Moon being defeated with Logic
Ponies just being incredibly persistent with an evil ruler
Logic being used to bring out the silliness of an evil plan
Space, the moon, things happening on the moon that shouldn't be physically possible because DERPY

Chapters (1)
E

Enchantress Zecora is wise, helpful, and mysterious. She is also a character in a popular fantasy series with millions of fans.

When a young zebra goes to a her first big Shaman convention, cosplaying as her favourite character, little does she know she might have an impact on the inhabitants of Equestria.

Written for the **** THIS PROMPT! writing contest.

Chapters (1)
E

Giving the role of a council for the ponies to six special ponies seemed like a good idea. They even already had their own castle after all.
It seemed like a good idea.

Who says politics aren't fun?

A nonsensical one-shot.

Chapters (1)
T

A stallion sees so much, but no one could understand. As he meets a generous mare, he yearns for nothing more than a listening ear to speak to.

Chapters (1)
E

"You" profess your love for the most beautiful mare you've ever known, but in the game of love, not everything ends happily ever after.


I suppose I should give some explanation for this story...
It's not meant to be taken too seriously. I would describe it as a parody of happy-go-lucky second person fics but with a serious tone. I never expected this story to end up as heavy as it is, and I think that will cause people to miss the purpose of this story.
In short, it's a response to second person fics rather than one in itself. When I say "response," I don't mean I'm mocking them. I'm commenting on the typical scenario most have.

Chapters (1)