Salutations, Equestria! Vocal Chord here. "Write a short bio!" they said. "You'll know what to put in it!" they said. Hopefully this covers it: I write stuff. The end. There isn't much else to say...
The first time it happened, Sunset didn’t pay it any mind due to the circumstances. The second time it happened, she thought it was simply the action of a concerned friend. The third time it happened, she realized Rarity was flirting with her.
After the student body of Canterlot High is swayed by yet another surprise musical number during lunch, Sunset Shimmer muses the students are easily influenced by songs at this time. Pinkie quickly comes up with a song of her own.
On Valentine's Day, Twilight pays her Canterlot High friends a visit and finds out that they have all thought about sleeping with her. She is not okay with this.
Twilight Sparkle wakes up to a very unwelcome idea. Now she needs to find a way to clear it out of her mind. Because if she falls asleep before it's gone, the Princess of Dreams will get to see that idea for herself.
After learning Diamond Tiara is a threat to the future, Apple Bloom sets out to save Equestria the only way she knows how...make Diamond Tiara love her.
How would a being like Discord want to be remembered after he's gone? Well, if you're curious, he did actually write a will. To the surprise of nobody, its contents are bizarre and mildly disturbing.
Luna reread the graffiti, but it came no closer to making sense. “Princest Is Wincest,” it said. It was confusing enough to be offensive; did nopony spell correctly anymore? Perhaps Tia would be able to explain it.
Sunset needs someone to help fix her jacket, and she only knows one person who sews clothing. Unfortunately, she doesn't feel she deserves to be asking favors just yet. Rarity explains that, with friendship, favors don't need to be earned.