Every forest has some secret whether it be magical guardians or ghosts of the past, every forest has something. But not every forest has a good secret. As Princess Luna will finds an unknown hurt alicorn in the forest, she will learn something about the Everfree; that some buried secrets of the past are best left forgotten.

Source of image for story.

I suppose it's only natural that "EHM," as its title is so commonly shortened, should find its way to FIMfiction. This is the premiere destination for MLP fanfics nowadays, and it would seem amiss if a story that so many people have read did not take its place here.
As most of you know by now, this is a story about DMT, A blob, and Mac, going out on a grand adventure into lands beyond Equestria to save the life of Twilight Sparkle. It's about those three ponies growing both separately and together, and it's about exploring just what makes up the world where Friendship Is Magic takes place. It's a story about growth, struggle, and sacrifice. Nopony in it leaves it unchanged.
You will notice, if you have read this story before, that I have removed a lot of the use of bold text and some of the uses of italics. I really did use a great deal of marked-up text in this story, far more than is actually necessary to convey meaning and emphasis. Hopefully this makes for a cleaner read.
A huge debt is owed to everyone who has read this story since I started writing it way back in 2011. You all helped me keep going when my spirit seemed to falter. It is for you that I place this story here- and for you that I write what will come next.

Blurb: DMT has always assumed that his body hated him, and so did the universe. His theory is proven when a series of unfortunate events occur, resulting in him in Equestria and nearly being killed over again and again due to plane crashes, falling ponies and a bunch of other derpy situations. Ok, shoot me for not being MASSIVLY original, but this has quite a lot of differences to all the other Human in Equestria stories. It’s a rather amusing and random, contains quite a large amount of choice language, a hell of a lot of references, especially to epic titles and books such as The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, and sexual puns as well. I will have a relationship involved in my story but I doubt I will include clop, but I don’t know yet, and if I do, there will be a link to it instead of me including it in the main story so those who do not generally read pornography don’t have to, the next chapter would skip to the morning after most likely. I’ve got TONS of ideas for this and will see it to the end, so if you enjoy, throw up your thumb and throw down a comment to give me any feedback at all, praise and criticisms so I can make live up to all your expectations. Love and tolerance bro’s! (\ P.S I have chosen myself as the main character so I can express my feelings about what happens in the story from my point of view, and also explain what I would do in these situations. I can tell you that all my little back stories are true, so that’s pretty original and cool, however it has resulted in my friend, Hoe Joward, (You’ll learn more about him in the story as it progresses) making a parody of it that’s really offensive to me, and so weird and nonsensical it will melt your brain, but it’s bloody brilliant so I’ll link it at the end of the story for you to read.

Watch as I troll you with a "terribly boring" trollfic where Pinkie Pie makes cupcakes (in a non-violent way)
Featuring:
Pinkie Pie
Shrek,
Morgan Freeman,
Eren Yeager,
Ron Paul,
Rick Astley,
Steve Jobs, and of course,
CUPCAKES

PS: No torture is involved, nor is this related to the infamous horror Cupcakes

PPS: S1 E19 A Dog and Pony Show=Worst Episode Ever

PPPS: Looks like it's in a Readingsins request bookshelf. I guess that's an alternate Rage Reviews. But hey, it's a trollfic, so this is an honor.

Hi my name is Soul.
Don't ask about my name.
Anyway, let's get to the point. I saved Celestia and she wanted to thank me in return. Without my permission of course.
This lead to scare her ponies... This led to a lie, that I didn't liked.
They calmed down after hearing it. Because why would Celestia pet hurt them?
I don't know how long I can keep this up.

This is a work in progress. It tells the story of my own OC witnessing the events that take place throughout the show from the point of view of a back round pony.

One minute when I was on the Computer. The next minute I'm in Equestria. How did that happen?

Fallow me as I start a new life in Ponyville.

Rainbow Dash goes to Twilight's library to borrow the new Daring Do book, but while Dash was there, she found a book with the name of "My Little Dashie". Rainbow is confused on why the hay was there a book with her name on it. Of course, Dash reads it.
It's not what she expected.

There will soon be a sequel to this called: The Search For My Dad.

Scootaloo goes to get Rainbow Dash a gift, but in the storm she loses her way and needs a savior. Her gift is made even more precious by the following events.

We will risk it all for those we love. Nothing can stop us, and nothing can break our bonds we form with our loved ones.

Not even death.

She really does.

Credits:
Cover art and inspiration was provided by this art.

Put on your costume and powder your face.
Give yourself a chance to finish the race.
Keep dancing on that stage until the curtain falls at last.
And laugh, Ponyacci, laugh...

The great clown Ponyacci was a life-long inspiration to Pinkie Pie. She was honored to count him among her large circle of friends, not that they were ever close. That's why, one cold and windy day, she was surprised and excited to get his invitation. She was also surprised, and far less excited, when she found him. Now she's left with questions, heartache and a need to understand: Why?

15th place finisher in the August 2014 writeoff, "Famous Last Words", and Most Controversial Entry. Familiarity with Micro-Series comic #5 is suggested.

Reading by Pinkie Rose.
Reading by ShadowOfCygnus