The BRD chronicles: Adventures in Equestria

by BRD

A new world

I was home, playing Minecraft. (You know the 16-bit PC game where you make stuff out of blocks.) When a strange portal toke over the computer screen and sucked me in. Meanwhile in Equestria, Princess Celestia was walking in the Royal gardens when she saw a green Pegasus was on her Daises and she can tell that he was injured. So she called the royal guards to carry the Pegasus to one of the beds in the Hospital Wing.

When I woke up I was in a bed in a strange room. Just then Celestia walked into the room and said

"I see that your filling better, My name is Celestia co-ruler of Equestria and what is yours?"

I introduced myself to her and said

"Nice to meet you BRD, so I'm guessing that your from Cloudsdail?"

I thought

"what?"

and looked at myself and discovered that I was a green Pegasus. So I explained that I'm not from here, that I was a Human, and how I got here. Celestia asked

"Why is your cutie mark is a red ghost?"

I looked at it and it was Binky the Ghost from Pacman. I said

"My best guess is that I am somewhat an expert on ghosts and video games."

(Of coarse I have to explain what video games were, who Binky was, and the human world to Celestia;you know just in case that she didn't know.) Celestia told me that I have to change my name and not to tell anypony that I was human unless, it's necessary. (Because the other pones may think I was crazy and/or scared of me.) I asked

"How about Ghostflyer for my new name?"

Then Celestia said

"I don't see why not Ghostflyer."

Then she told me to go to Ponyville. (to find a new place to live) and she gave me a bag with 100,000 bits inside. She explained that Bits is the nation's currency. (I kind of knew that anyway but didn't say anything) Then I head out for Ponyville.

(The train ride was fun because I never been on a train before.) When I got off the train a purple unicorn was there to greet me and asked

"Are you Ghostflyer?"

(I almost said "No" because I was not used to my new name yet.) Then she said

"My name is Twilight Sparkle and I'm here to show you around Ponyville by order of Celestia."

(I was panicky because I wonder if Celestia told her that I was Human or not.) She could see that I was freaking out and said

"Don't worry your secret is safe with me."

(I thought "Thank god" and calmed down a little.) Just then a blue blur, came for us. (For a second I thought it was Sonic the hedgehog.) Then it stopped right in front of us. It was just Rainbow Dash and she said

"Hey Twilight, who's with you?" Twilight introduced me to Rainbow Dash. Then Rainbow Dash said

"Hey are you that pony that....."

Twilight cut her off and apologized to me because that she told Rainbow Dash about my secret. (Somehow I was not surprised.) I told her that it was OK and asked if she told anypony else. She said that she told Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Spike. I told her that OK as long they didn't tell anypony. (Thank god that they didn't.)

Just then a Pink pony that dressed up as a clown pop out of no where. I was scared silly (A: She surprised me and B: I'm scared of clowns.) (Fun fact: Colorphoba is a fear of clowns.) Twilight looked at me and asked

"Are you OK Ghostflyer?"

I explained that clowns scare me. Then she looked at the pink pony and said

"Pinkie Pie can you take off that clown costume please?"

The Pink pony's main deflated like a balloon and she said

"OK Twilight, sigh....."

I kind of feel bad for her and said

"I know your trying to be funny but, some ponies are afraid of clowns. I wasn't trying to be mean OK?"

Then her main "poofed" back up and she said

"Okey doky lowkey, By the way my name is Pinkie Pie and you must be Ghostflyer. I'll throw you a party later OK bye."

Finely, we got to Twilight's house and whet inside. After five minutes there was a knock on the door. I whet to the door to see who it was.

A yellow Pegasus was at the door and she said

"I'm sorry I'm looking for Twilight, is she in?"

And I said "yes, she's here just let me go get here OK?"

After a few minutes I returned with Twilight and she introduced me to her and I said

"Nice to meet you Fluttershy."

She looked at me and blushed. (I think she had a crush on me and between you and me I had a crush on her too.) And I blushed back and my wings whet "poof". (I thought "crap" because I had a wing boner.) Then her wings "poofed" up and she said

"Oh my..."

Twilight was blushing at this odd moment. After a few minutes Fluttershy handed a basket to Twilight and lefted. Then Twilight opened the basket and a owl hopped out. I asked who the owl was and she said

"This is my pet owl, Owlowiscious."

Owlowiscious said

"Who?"

(Sorry, I'm not falling for that old joke.) Twilight showed me around her house. Just then somepony was knocking on the door again. So, Me and Twilight answered it and It was Applejack and She said

"Howdy, My name is Applejack and I'm here to give you the Apple Family's Apple pie to welcome you to Ponyville."

Then she handed the pie to me (Personally I like pumpkin pie better than apple pie but, I can't say no to a free pie.) and lefted. Twilight said that I can sleep here untell I find a house to live in. So Twilight and me had dinner, (Oddly the hey didn't tasted that bad.) and We whet to bed. (We didn't sleep together you pervert.)

Author's Note:

Note: this is a "what if" story and the OC (or fan pony) is me.
The rights for Pacman belongs to the rightful owner(s)
(Not mine)

8/14/14:

"That Night I had a dream that I was strapped to a table and got shot by a lazier that gave me a powers of a Changeling. (It's weird I know.)"

That may explained things later.

Thanks

BRD

Comments

[The Vault Tech]

FUCK SERIOUS STORIES, THIS IS WHERE IT'S AT.

[JBL]

2593733 RIGHT ON! (wish there was a rock lee with his eyes on fire emoticon!)

[Witchery]

Just then a blue bluer came for us.

This needs a comma.