Scootaloo has a secret. One that she's been hiding her whole life, and after the royal wedding has no choice but to share.

Apple Bloom has a secret. One that she's been hiding for six months, and is still terrified of.

Sweetie Belle has a secret. One that she's been hiding for... well, she doesn't know how long, and is looking for answers to.

So what happens when three not-ponies find out their friends aren't ponies either?

Well, one thing's for certain: they're going to have to come up with a new name for their club. Hopefully one better than the title.

Cover by Crimsion Ink

First few chapters edited by metallusionsismagic, AppleTank, and the last few chapters edited by Crocoshark, Bahamuttone

Featured May 30, 2015!

Hair dyes weren't always Celestia's thing, but now they are. From yellow to blue and pink, she collects them all. She might like them a little too much. Now, with both retired, Luna wants to know just what's up with all the hair dye.

She's not the first one to ask about them either.

Edited by VoxAdam, proofread by iAmSiNnEr, TCC56, Grace, RanOutOfIdeas, Bicyclette, Steel Quill, and SockPuppet. Thanks, you guys!

Cover by xXMelody-ScribbleXx

Featured on 07/06/2021-10/06/2021.

When Twilight accepts Cheerilee's request for her to substitute teach, she quickly realizes the topic is "the birds and the bees". So, not wanting to let down her students, Twilight attempts to teach the subject to the best of her ability.

Sex tag is only there because the story dances delicately around the topic.

Don't want to read? Check out Clever Hooves' audio reading here!

Sunny and her friends travel far to look for a relic of friendship past, but are met with a treacherous terrain, but during the trip, a face from the past shows himself.

Image: artist xekinise

Edit: I am so glad this was featured when I wrote it. It was an honor for this to be my first featured story

Audio reading by Straighttothepointstudio: https://youtu.be/iP4R1DJiVzM

Celestia has a problem: a precocious baby dragon who keeps wandering off. And all the kindness and understanding of a Princess can't help... because she's not the one Spike's looking for.

Now has a very cool reading, provided by StraightToThePointStudio.

Also has a Chinese translation, courtesy of user Dashwhite.

Thanks, everypony, for your interest in this story and your kind support!

Spike's seen his fair share of the world. It'd truly felt like each passing year had taken with it a little more of Twilight's sanity, until all that was left was a husk of the mare-turned-alicorn.

Twilight, in the end, couldn't comprehend the life of an immortal.

Couldn't fathom the idea of living for thousands of years.

But Spike can.

Because Spike has.

And it's destroying him.

Russian translation by Mordaneus!

Chinese translation by forgivenlove!

Read the expanded version of this story!

Pinkie has a box made out of glass.
It's perfectly ordinary in every way.
Rainbow Dash says it's empty. Pinkie says it's not.
There's only one way to settle a friendship problem like this: Gambling.

This story is a sequel to Twilight Is Fed Up Of The Vocal Minority's $#!%

NOTE: Current cover art is temporary.
You know what? I like this cover art and I'm too busy to replace it.

It had been many years since Twilight became the ruler of all of Equestria. During that time, in spite of having absolutely no clue on how to propose an effective tax policy, she proved herself to be a wise and good leader.

Until everypony was at each other’s throats again and all of Equestria’s magic was slowly being drained once again. Oh, and her friends died of old age (as most ponies tend to do).

Oh, well. Good thing she had Luna to act as an impromptu therapist.

Part of the Twilight's Bureaucracy series.

• My Tax Policy?
• Twilight Is Fed Up Of The Vocal Minority's $#!%
• Where The [REDACTED] Did I Go Wrong?!
• Celestia Goes Crazy And Stuff

This story is a sequel to My Tax Policy?

Despite the fact that she is probably the most powerful being in Equestria next to Discord, along with the fact that she and her friends have saved Equestria countless times, there are still some ponies that are attempting to overthrow Princess Twilight Sparkle for the most ridiculous of reasons. Seriously, not one of them listed her tax policy as a reason to stage a coup!

Surely, the perpetrators of this latest failed coup against her have better reasons for their actions, right?

Part of the Twilight's Bureaucracy series.

• My Tax Policy?
• Twilight Is Fed Up Of The Vocal Minority's $#!%
• Where The [REDACTED] Did I Go Wrong?!
• Celestia Goes Crazy And Stuff

Despite Celestia’s best efforts to groom her into being her successor, there are many things that she had forgotten to teach her former protege. One of which being how to propose an acceptable tax policy so she could avoid any potential riots and military coups down the line.

Yeah, being princess of all of Equestria is definitely harder than it looks.

Part of the Twilight's Bureaucracy series.

• My Tax Policy?
• Twilight Is Fed Up Of The Vocal Minority's $#!%
• Where The [REDACTED] Did I Go Wrong?!
• Celestia Goes Crazy And Stuff