It's been a few months since Twilight Sparkle moved into the palace of her wife-to-be, the lovely Equestrian Princess Rarity.

Things are going well for the young sphinx, she feels that she is finally settling into her new home.

Little does she know that her peace is about to be shattered by the most unusual conversation. Just what about her paws does Rarity find so fascinating?

Takes place in Earthsong and Monochromatic's Raritwi Arranged Marriaged!AU, which can be found HERE!
Cover art by the talented Nonchalant

Edit: It's been featured?? WOO! 11/18/19

It was supposed to be a simple spell. How did I make it? Just to test a theory. Just to see what was out there, beyond reality. It shouldn't be possible It wasn't able to affect anything. Why did I do this?

My submission to the Thousand Words Contest, Experimental category.

A contest? I was created for a contest?

Note; some formatting doesn't work on mobile. It's not much, but you only get the full intended effect on PC.

What effect? Why are you doing this to me?

Sunset Shimmer doesn't remember what happened at the last night's party. And worse yet, she can't remember just which one of the Twilights she slept with...

(Alt universe, Takes place during begining of the end) Celestia calls Twilight and her friends to canterlot for important news, but upon receiving this information, Twilight has an unexpected, and even slightly shocking response.

There's a new trading card game sweeping Equestria, and Pinkie has decided to have a go at it with Twilight.

Sore underestimation ensues.

For the A Thousand Words II Contest, under the Comedy section.

Now with reviews by:
- Ghost Mike (Pretty Good)
- PresentPerfect (Recommended)

Twilight has had a very eventful week: Fighting Tirek, getting her home blown up, defeating Tirek, and getting a nifty replacement home would already be pretty exciting on its own. But now she has been summoned to Canterlot by Celestia, who has some big news to tell her.

After long consideration and no small amount of pestering from Luna, Celestia is about to grant Twilight access to the files of the Equestrian Secret Service so that she and her friends can be better prepared for future threats to come.

What will Twilight learn in the depths of the archive? Surely nothing that could shake the very foundation of the friendships she so painstakingly built in her new home ...

Obligatory edit: Woohoo, featured on the front page . Thank you all so much for liking my story .

Many thanks to silent_user for proofreading and editing this story.

Written as an entry for BWG's 'New Blood' Contest. I would greatly appreciate some feedback from any of the judges.

If any of you would be interested in an epilogue, where I unveil some of the secrets or thoughts behind them, let me know in the comments.

Princess Celestia needs to have Blueblood assassinated.

For reasons.

Rarity seems like a good choice to do that, right?

Derived from a very silly conversation three months ago between Dewdrops on the Grass, The Sleepless Beholder, and myself.

Featured 4/6/2023 - 4/13/2023!

Now with a Russian translation by GrandCat!

Reviewed by Loganberry in the blog Louder Yay!, earning a three out of five stars rating!

Featured on Equestria Daily on 4/11/2023, as well as in their 25 More of the Best Rarity Fanfics to Read for Rarity Day on 9/8/2023!

Shining claims that Royalty can't defend themselves. Prince Blueblood takes great offense to this and challenges him to a duel. He has made a -grave- mistake.

A Jinglemas 2017 entry for TheAmazingMe

Ponyville declares to Celestia that they are now their own sovereign nation. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

Written for Aragon, comedy master, for his birthday.

Edited by Majin Syeekoh

For years, Twilight Sparkle has kept track of how little both Princess Celestia and Luna eat.

A small slice of cake here. A single cup of tea there. So what really keeps the Princesses going from day to day?

And is Twilight Sparkle truly prepared to unearth such facts?

Artwork by davidsfire.