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It's been a few months since Twilight Sparkle moved into the palace of her wife-to-be, the lovely Equestrian Princess Rarity.

Things are going well for the young sphinx, she feels that she is finally settling into her new home.

Little does she know that her peace is about to be shattered by the most unusual conversation. Just what about her paws does Rarity find so fascinating?

Takes place in Earthsong and Monochromatic's Raritwi Arranged Marriaged!AU, which can be found HERE!
Cover art by the talented Nonchalant

Edit: It's been featured?? WOO! 11/18/19

Chapters (3)
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Comments ( 41 )

This was super cute, and a great follow-up to The Sphinx's Riddle. Really nice to see Twilight getting more comfortable with Rarity and her family.

Without a doubt this is among the best bean-related content on the site.

....im noy sure but... I think I just learned something here...

Been hoping for some more of this AU and this did not disapoint.

You're fiiiine.
the BCU is something in its own right. But this? Maybe I'm biased cause it was fun to do coverart for this, but it could also just be that Raritwi is a greater force even than beans.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

…I will concede that point.

Raritwi is certainly a force to be reckoned with.

This has far fewer dick jokes than I expect in bean related content.

"Bean time…"

Beanis confirm?

Flashbacking to Irrespective stories

great story hope you do more in this AU.

Before I read this, I must know: Why does every chapter title have "bean" in it?

It is not a beanis story, nor does it involve the food bean. Simply read and find out :twilightsmile:

Paw nuzzles AND hoof kisses? So saucy. Very silly and adorable fic!!

Lingo, you have provided precious SphinxAU content. Unfortunately, that now means the brainworms will be targeting you.


How did they even get engaged if this was a big advance in their relationship?

Reading more into the AU will answer that. It's called "Arranged Marriage" for a reason. They are both from different countries, it's a political marriage.

Oh, I didn't see that part of the note at the head. I guess that covers THAT

Maybe it's just me but I'm very confused right now beans am I missing something? :derpyderp2:

Oh ok I get it now yeah that went right over my head thanks for the explanation :twilightsheepish:

My paw obsession is happy

I really have to question the terminology here. Perhaps I’m to literal minded.

Odd yet, ridiculously cute. Sums up this beanifully story nicely, I think~ :twilightsmile::derpytongue2:

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