• Member Since 7th Jan, 2019
  • offline last seen Nov 1st, 2023

Leondude


Hello, Leon Davies here, also known as TheLeondude or just Leondude. Animator, voice actor, writer, autistic British egomaniac, Dark Lord of the Sith etc.

Sequels1

T

This story is a sequel to My Tax Policy?


Despite the fact that she is probably the most powerful being in Equestria next to Discord, along with the fact that she and her friends have saved Equestria countless times, there are still some ponies that are attempting to overthrow Princess Twilight Sparkle for the most ridiculous of reasons. Seriously, not one of them listed her tax policy as a reason to stage a coup!

Surely, the perpetrators of this latest failed coup against her have better reasons for their actions, right?


Part of the Twilight's Bureaucracy series.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 39 )
Humanity #1 · Jan 4th, 2021 · · 18 ·

It wasn’t funny when Black Kyurem tried this and it’s even less funny now.

10614005
I don't know who that is but, as of this writing, at least five people disagree with you. Myself included.

But hey. I knew this story might be divisive so...

If this is meant to defend or justify all the bullshit that happened in Season 9 and shut its critics up, you’ve failed.

“Did I ever ask to become an alicorn?” Twilight asked, “Or for the likely possibility that I might outlive my friends even though Celestia told me I won’t? You know that Grand Galloping Gala Discord was invited to? Celestia counted on him to do something chaotic just to liven things up! So if you think I would make an irresponsible ruler and an unworthy successor to Celestia, then I don’t know what to say to you! Especially since Celestia herself has groomed me to be her successor ever since she took me on as her protege.”

Ah yes. People still fused to that delusion. That is six seasons out of date by now and was more than likely said to shut the fans up who were bitching and complaining.

10614023
Didn't really intend to accomplish anything here. This is just an irrelevant but irreverent story I wrote for my own amusement. And for other people's amusement, of course.

If I was trying to defend what happened in season 9, I would have made the fic longer. And as an anthology.

Humanity #6 · Jan 4th, 2021 · · 11 ·

10614012
If this is supposed to be a trollfic, then fair enough.

Only thing missing is Twiggles forcefully feeding them to shut them up.

10614080
Tempting but I don't think Twilight made enough shit cake to feed Blueblood, Sod, and their cronies. :rainbowlaugh:

Huk
Huk #9 · Jan 4th, 2021 · · ·

Not bad, and the ending made me laught :rainbowlaugh:

10614094

Yeah. She needed at least one ton of shit cakes to feed those idiots enough!:rainbowlaugh:

10614106
Yep. I'd feel bad for the royal baker being forced to make shit cakes all day long. :rainbowlaugh:

Poor Twilight.

I get the feeling you wanted to write this just to use the ending? Great work either way.

10614123
Yep. This entire thing was written simply so I can make Twilight tell a bunch of ignorant a-holes to eat shit. :rainbowlaugh:

10614024
Cherry picking the facts while omitting other details. The lengths hardliners will go to in order to justify that putting a crown on Twilight was a good idea and in line with her character and the dynamics of the mane six as a whole.


Just because something is canon doesn’t mean it’s good. And demonizing those who may have found a flaw is something only insecure people do.

Not that the author seems to have been trying to prove a point by writing this, though those who are doing such a thing are saying much more about themselves than him in the comments here...

Ri2

I'm disappointed Sod didn't yell at anyone to KNEEL!

10615208
Well, I was disappointed that Man of Steel didn't have Zod command anyone to KNEEL before him so we're both disappointed. :twilightsmile:

This is horrible and humorous.

Also, what's with these arguments? I never watched the rest after the first few episodes of the first, as well as some finales...

10614133
This (and its prequel) are what I like to call "bootlicking" fics -- it's best if you don't take them seriously. Even though they are written with a celebratory, "funny" tone, they are still shoving wedges into the cracks in the show's writing and exposing the consequences thereof in a manner that's definitely inflammatory under a certain lens. I like to think the tone is sarcastic because it's inappropriate for the subject matter. If nothing else, fics like these show exactly why these decisions should not have been made by exemplifying the wrong way to handle their implications.

There's a reason why the show made it a point to "write around" Twilight being an alicorn princess. Fics like these display it.

10618934
Yeah, these fics are definitely not meant to be taken seriously. :rainbowlaugh:

10614133
It was in line with her character. . . in seasons 3 and 4. By Season 9, however, the chickens of her motivational passivity, mental instability, and political reaction had more than come home to roost.

10619663
I suppose if you want to give her as much of the benefit of the doubt as possible.

10614005
Who's that, and what did they try? Any link?

10620003
Have fun.

And that’s just for starters.

10620008
That's not very enlightening, but I guess it's the best I'm getting; and I don't want to take over the comments section with an unrelated exchange.

How the fuck did this story get so many dislikes? Yes Twilight acted OOC but this story isn't supposed to take itself seriously. Also nice Knives Out reference.

10622396
I wouldn't worry too much about the amount of dislikes considering it's currently only 11 dislikes and 40 likes.

As if to emphasize her point, she teleported in a chocolate cake moulded specifically like dog shit and served it to the general and his underlings on a silver platter before teleporting out of the room herself.

Wait...So is Twilight telling them to eat shit? Or letting them eat cake?

10640154
Why not both? :twilightsmile:

Cosy glow needs meds and counseling. But no does locker and stone forever totally not the death penalty.

Also twilight will outlive her friends. You don’t retire if you know your successor is going to keel over in 100 years

Cozy Glow needs sympathy and kindness.

Really Cozy Glow is proof they don’t have much in the way of mental wards in Equestria.

That gif at the end there

“Hey!” Sod shouted, “Me and my regiment were asleep at the time! And if we were up and early, we would have annihilated the b-”

I believe them if they say they were asleep at the time. As for the rest of their claims...

“Okay, you know what?” Twilight said as she pointed at Blueblood, “Eat shit.”

Thank you!


Good story!
I enjoyed reading it.

“Then we will make them our eternal rulers whether they like it or not, ”

Do you want NMM again, or Daybreaker? Because this is how you get NMM and/or Daybreaker.

This comic has made it so I never can look at that phrase the same way again.

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/the-silent-majority

Mind, in Equestria, Necromancy is a thing, so it's possible.

Login or register to comment