The Reaper War was a harsh and cruel mistress to the galaxy. Trillions of people died. Thousands of worlds burned. Annoying reporters got kneed in the stomach. But above all, tales of heroism; the Miracle at Palaven, the evacuation of Uqbar by a single Alliance ship, the reconciliation of the geth and the quarians over a century-long feud.

But above all else, the N7s.

While not technically N7s, Alliance Command was willing to let the name be used. The N7s were balls-to-the-wall hardcore badasses; four of them were usually enough to hold a position against endless waves of indoctrinated humans, rogue Geth, Reaper Husks, or Collectors, made of a species long passed. No species or gender was restricted because no species or gender was safe. And one of these teams - Aleph Squad, a six-man testament to diversity and asskickery, was one of the best of the best.

After the end of the War, however, Aleph Squad went MIA. Nobody knows what happened to them. Not even Aleph Squad knows what happened to them. All they know is this; something went really wrong with the Crucible, because now they're stuck on a planet full of colorful talking horses and they can't get off.

Having lost the Overlord some time ago, the long-lived advisor imp, Gnarl, and the all of the other minions toil over their loss. This Overlord, was perhaps the best of all compared to the past ones. During this time though, they have found a spell in a tome that may re-unite them with their master. But smally printed in the dusty and aged book, a message states that the spell comes with mixed results. Will they bring back their master? Will they fail? Or, will they re-unite in a mysterious new land ripe for plundering?

This is a satirical comedy of regular stories of heroes against villains. This story, instead of regular ones, features the villain as the protagonist and the heroes as antagonists. If you enjoy a story in which the Mane 6 are finally shown as vunerable instead of invunerable whenever dangers appear, feel free to take a gander yonder.

You'll make friends on the weirdest places...Like i did a couple weeks ago.

And sometimes you make human friends...and sometimes just an Alicorn-Night-Princess.

Who i am?

I'm Fry and this is my story.

After doing a segment of his popular show "Check it Out!", Dr. Steven Brule is accidentally sent to Equestria. Determined to finish his show, he decides to check out this new and mysterious land... For your health!

Marcus Fenix has known almost nothing but war his entire life. It has consumed every aspect of his existence, and it has torn his world apart. After years of fighting and sacrifice, the tides have finally started to turn in favor of humanity. But after their most recent mission goes horribly wrong, Marcus and Delta squad find themselves in a bright world so very unlike their own. Surrounded by a myriad of talking ponies, can the hardened soldiers come to grips with the innocent nature of the realm they now find themselves in? And what will they do when they discover that all is not well in this naive new world?

(A/N: This story takes place before the events of Gear of War 3, and between seasons 2 and 3 of MLP: Friendship is Magic. I've never read most of the supplemental material for Gears, so forgive me if I get some of the background stuff wrong. I'll do my best to research it/correct myself.)

Max, the renegade cop and the top at the Police Academy has fallen. In the past. Now, he's a underground peace maker doing things his way, until he gets to Equestria. What new things will unfold for our cold hero?

*Romance is up to viewer's suggestion.*

When a unusual weather accident causes Ditzy and a German pilot, Klaus, to change worlds, how will each cope? What adventures will they have? A German pilot in Equestria and a Ditzy Pegasus in France during WW2.

Just a interesting thought I had after seeing the story picture. Sure there are plenty of HiE stories, but how many of them are set in a time before the show even existed and had a mostly non-English speaking main character? Not many. So inspired, I threw this together. Hope you enjoy.

My name is Rohh Fireclaw, I am an Ash Karran monk from Azeroth, seeking peace in the world. Through my many trials in my life, I began showing people their true path. So they do not have to go through what I had to throughout my long life. I am said to be one of the most skilled on Azeroth, but I'm sure there are many who are better. Most likely a Pandaren. I may seem human at first, but truly...I am a Worgen. This is the story of a large chapter of my everlasting life. The story of how I found my new home, Equestria... and became its new protector.

This autobiography of sorts. has been written in the perspective of my past self. Otherwise known as first person. Enjoy.

On hiatus for an indefinite amount of time.

An optimistic asari archaeologist.
A turian ex-soldier with a dark past.
A bitter krogan mercenary.

Mutual benefit binds them together as they plunge into the depths of the Perseus Veil sector to find the motherlode of artifacts on an uncharted world, one year after the end of the Reaper War.

Three weeks after the changeling invasion, the citizens of Equestria, Gryphonia and all other countries of this planet learn that they are not alone in the universe.

No side will come out of this encounter unchanged. All actions have reactions, and all choices have consequences.

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Crossover between the Mass Effect Universe and MLP.

I don't own either franchise.

For those interested:
This story takes place after an alternative, fan ending of ME3. The link to an explanation of the fan ending is here:
http://koobismo.deviantart.com/art/Explaining-Marauder-Shields-The-Instructions-318273827

However, the Destroy ending will also work for the purposes of this story.
You may want to read the inspiration and thanks first.

Cover Art: A composite of images by VICTORIA-badwolf, yanarada and electric-fox

* Voted Twice as the #1 Comedy FanFic on Equestria Daily *

Well, what can I say? This is the story of a man. Or maybe he was... a pony-man. Or maybe he was just a... Pony! But he was still...

FIREWAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!

... Yeah, this is that story. The story where a guy goes to a party and wakes up in Ponyville. That guy (I know him as 'me') seems to have landed in his own personal little heaven. Hell, I even brought me a pack of endless cigarettes. How does that not kick all kinds of flank?

So yeah, everything was awesome. The End.

Well, except for The Nightmare. And Trixie. And some jerk named David. Then there was that Azure Flora pony. And that skank princess that steals my goddamn phone!

Listen, summaries just... They just don't cut it. If you want the story, it's provided right here.

Just a warning. I use cusswords like a big boy.

ALSO LUNA IS NOTHING BUT A GODDAMN TROLL!