So, I'm in "Equestria," and normally, I would be okay with this. But, I have no idea how to get home, and worse, I seem to be shifted over to random "Equestrias" at seemingly random intervals. And these alternate worlds I'm doomed to wander? They're the worlds of fanfictions.
So, in short, this is the story of me and my wits against the imaginations of the community of my fellow bronies.
I'm screwed.
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So I heard you like pony fanfictions...
Rated Teen for some violence, language, and some possible adult themes later on.
If you have a fic, or want to suggest a fic to send my poor, suffering OC to, I'm open to suggestions. I do have a general story line I want to follow, so don't be too upset if I don't include your suggestions.
On a related note, there are some fics that I flat out will not do, which can be summed up as "Clop or Cupcakes," meaning that I won't do a fic that has clop in it, or gratuitous gore for the sake of gratuitous gore. I may reference some grimdark fics, but that's it.
I will always try to ask permission before using your fic. If you see I've used your fic without having asked you first, that means I wasn't able to figure out a good way to contact you, and I apologise.
Also, I would appreciate it greatly if you would agree to look over my stuff before I publish it, to ensure I don't mangle your story too badly.

Darkness is upon the remnants of Humanity. Facing death or conversion by an unstoppable horde, Humanity turns to its last hope.

Six musicians. Can they harness the power of metal and stop this threat?

Celestia is payed a visit by a force so powerful that all she can do is stand idly by as it changes her subjects and herself to fit its own greedy desires...

When Twilight Sparkle decides to try a new spell she has perfected, she successfully pulls a being from another universe into Equestria. That being coincidentally is a human...that human coincidentally is you. What at first just seems like an opportunity for first contact between two species soon becomes something much more when certain truths are brought to light...and everything you knew about your life is flipped onto its head.

NOTE: At times in this story, the main character's thought process will be shown as an inner monologue with his brain. BRAIN's dialogue will appear in this color of text.

In preparation for a traditional Earth pony holiday, a huge meal must be prepared for the closest friends of the Apple family. Such a task requires each member to pitch in. Apple Bloom's job was to fetch mushrooms from the kindly old farmer Mr. Fungi on the opposite end of town. However, such a journey threatened to curtail her Cutie Mark Crusading with her friends, so when a pony in a leather jacket offers her some of his mushrooms just as they enter town, the crusaders couldn't believe their luck! Not only did it save them the walk, but they even had bits left over! Maybe Apple Bloom will get her cutie mark in bargain shopping?

Rated T for shroomage

A Bioshock Big Daddy wakes from his stasis in Equestria, and subsequently adopts an unwilling Apple Bloom as his little sister. This is the short tale of the events that followed his awakening.

The Pillar of Autumn wasn't the only ship that left Reach when the UNSC withdrew from the planet. The UNSC was desperate to find a planet to settle on where they can effectively hide from the covenant and recover from the near fatal blow they suffered on Reach. When the Hall of Heroes, a ship similar to the Pillar of Autumn only smaller, finds an unexplored planet away from the covenant empire, they
immediately launch a recon mission to confirm if the planet is habitable, Mikel Dakre and his ODST team find more than they bargained for.

You're busy preparing for a nice night, and a certain blue pegasus comes to see you.

Again.

Just like every day.

She can't take the hint that you aren't her 'bro'...

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This is a light swing at 'Rainbro' stories. Enjoy.

The Canterlot Caverns are a strange and enigmatic place, untouched and forgotten by pony-kind for centuries. So when a strange metal object is unearthed in their depths, it's up to Twilight Sparkle and Lyra Heartstrings to discover the many secrets it holds.

Together, the two of them will have to do their best to understand the remnants of an ancient civilization, and decipher what remains of Those Who Came Before.

The cover-image is a cleverly edited stock image, which was modified by the stupendous Corvo.
Proofreading was performed by the equally fantastical writers:
Timetraveling Pony (Who started as a proofreader when Cloud was writing this. Hats off to him for being dedicated and staying on as a proofreader for me.)
DustyPwny
Tidal
Superluminous
Night Spark
PhiliChez

And a special Thank You goes to The Sentient Cloud for allowing me the honor of continuing this great story after he retired from writing fimfictions.

As it turns out, this story is eerily similar to Lyra Heartstrings and the Hand of Man. Due to their similarity, I feel that it would be appropriate to give said story a mention.

When you're traversing the multiverse, anything can happen.

After a decade of 'Versing Space, our two...well they're certainly not heroes, fall into the peaceful land of Equestria. One is a crazed manchild, with an addiction for knowledge and booze. The other, a friend with a penchant for culture and the arts.
They've got three weeks before their ride is ready to go, when an old friend surfaces. Then things just go from bad to worse.

[Quite abit of swearing, if you're not into that]
[My first shot at writing, first few chapter is liable to be abit iffy, but be kind! Rewind!]
[THREE KILL STREAK! UAV INBOUND!: Alot of the beginning tends to skip around, I'm in the process of editing it for clarity, but there may be some (Alot...thanks brain) errors that I miss.]