//------------------------------// // Farle's Foley // Story: 'Versing Space // by Shadowhawk //------------------------------// Your little musical presentation lasted for what seemed like hours, many more animals showed up and listened raptured. But it was getting late, so you packed up the gear and made your way out. Back to Twilight's treebrary! As you arrive, you see Farle, dressed only in the underlying purple skinsuit, storming out the front door and into the night. "Farle, you didn't, did you?" You say to him as he passes. "Urinary. Catheter." He states, walking away. "What." "URINARY. FUCKING. CATHETER." He yells back, entering the forest. The fuck does that even mean? The librarian Twilight appears from inside, looking mighty sheepish. She gestures you inside and you go in. The floor is covered in bits of Farle's Omnisuit, carefully laid out and covered in scrolls. Looking closer, you can read what appears to be a checklist on each of them, detailing the method of removal and assumed function. In Twilight Sparkle's hand...hoofwriting. "Twilight," You say, fixing her with a glare. "You got some explaining to do." Twilight gulps, then starts talking. After leaving Sugercube corner, Spike, Twilight and Farle had returned to the library. Farle wanted to read some books of basic magic to see if humans could perform it, Twilight wanted to study him and Spike wanted to nap. After acouple hours of worming through spell theory, casting and teleportation, Farle had become thirsty. The purple unicorn, being a host that didn't so much read the book of hospitality but lived by it, offered him delightful apple flavoured beverage, which he enjoyed. What she had failed to mention was the exceedingly high dose of sedative she'd laced it with, in the hopes of studying human biology without incuring Farle's apparently 'Legendary' wrath about magic users. Once he'd collapsed into a spell book detailing illusionary practices, she started to strip his suit from his body. Detailing precisely where every piece came from on a Check list scroll, she'd managed to disrobe him down to his skinsuit. The shimmering fabric had, apparently, mesmerised her for a moment before she gave it the gentlest of magic tugs, eliciting the smallest pained groan from the supposedly sedated human. Taking the noise to be a side-effect of the sedation, she decided to pull harder, the suit split down the seam and revealed his slightly furred chest. Another magical tug started to pull the bottom-half of the material away from him before he screamed, grabbed the flesh between his hindlegs and stormed out of the library. "Oh shit." Fenris said, getting a look from Twilight. "What? Why does that matter?" She replied. Fenris told her. The skinsuit is a layer of semi-smart matter, it lies on the skin and slowly absorbs sweat and dirt from the user's body to keep them clean and fresh. However, it cannot handle large volumes of water, so the suit had a urinary catheter system to funnel away urine to the osmotic recycler. The catheter itself is fully automated in its retraction and its 'deployment'. "And I'm guessing you didn't tell the suit to retract." He snaps his fingers. "Ah, now I get why Farle was pissed! If you'll excuse the poor choice of words." "I...pulled a tube out of his..." Twilight stutters. "Yes." "Oh Celestia! I had no idea." "Well, now you do. Also, Farle would probably want me to shoot you for that." She blanches. "Relax, he'll be mad for acouple minutes and then he'll be back here for another book." "I am already back." Farle said from the doorway. "And yes, shoot her." "Farle I am so sorr.." "I WAS AWAKE THE ENTIRE TIME! IF YOU'RE GOING TO DATE RAPE ME, USE THE RIGHT DRUG! YOU GAVE ME A PARALYTIC, NOT A SEDATIVE! THAT WAS FUCKING TERRIFYING!" He screamed at her flinching form. "Alright, simmer down." "Fuck off Fenris. That little display was abit too close to that month on Shapers, I thought we'd been found again and that she was on me." "Jesus, I hadn't thought about it like that. You alright?" "No. Fuck." Farle sighed and cupped his face. "Actually, yea, I'll be fine. That just hit abit too close there. Plus the whole penis thing was pretty awful aswell." He entered the library proper. Twilight was on the verge of tears. He sat down and rested his back on a wall. Letting out another sigh, he gently cupped himself. "I ain't gunna pee right for a week." "Well that's a lovely image, thanks for that. Well, shall we get you resuited then or you gunna crash?" "Resuit, I'm going to stay in the forest." "Farle, please." Twilight half-sobbed. "I'm sorry! Don't go!" "Twilight, you damn near tore my dick off." That apparently pushed her over the edge, her tears start, slowly building into a stream of salty sadness. Farle sighed, got up and walked over to the purple blob of unhappy. He very gently kneeled before the crying unicorn, reaching out he gently encircled her neck with his hands and brought her close into a hug. "Wwwwhat? I thought you were mad." He lessens the hug to look her in the eyes. "Yes, I am. But I also have this annoying thing called a 'heart', damnedable thing. I can't help myself when I see someone crying..." "You've seen me cry a dozen times. You fucking laughed last time." Fenris interjects. "That's different," Farle looks over at him with a grin, "You're not a girl. Pony. Whatever. Besides, when you cry its funny." "Fuck you Farle." He looks annoyed for a moment, then chuckles. "So you're not going to go, are you?" Farle looks back at her. "As long as you promise. PROMISE. No more drugging me." "I promise!" "Well, unless its a fun drug. Or it'll be funny. Or you're abit frisky. Or.." "Enough, Farle, seriously. Give the poor pony a break." "Anyway, Twilight, how about a biology lesson.." Farle grins while Twilight immediately switches mood from depressed to excited. Fenris reaches to his belt and unclipped his helmet. Slamming the thing onto his head so hard it hurts and turns off the HUD. NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. He hears a tapping afew moments later, refusing to turn on his visual system he re-enables sound only. "What I meant, Fenris, was that I would tell her about human biology. I'm not getting naked with you in the room, that'd be wierd." "HASN'T STOPPED YOU BEFORE." "Pfft. One time and I thought you were asleep. Give me a break." "NOPE!" "Fine! Well Twilight, the human male sexual organ is called a peni..." Fenris slammed the audio control with absolutely no regard for his own personal safety, probably breaking his left hand in the process. There were alot of things he was willing to tolerate, but disturbing sex talks with equines was high on the ever-mutating list of NOPE. Lower than a physical demonstration, but still close enough that he'd rather suffer the darkness of his suit. After what might have been a minute, he heard another tapping sound and re-enabled his HUD. "...And that's why Fenris likes boys." Farle had his arm around the other man, explaining to a slightly blushing pony with an extravagant hand wave. "Fuck you Farle." Fenris said. The other man gave him a look, a deep look, a look that expressed he'd found something that was either dark, disturbing or deeply interesting. "Let me tell you about Estrus..." Farle started to say, making the pony blush fully. "NOPE!" He slammed the HUD control for a third time and made a personal vow to never listen to helmet taps again.