Fluttershy has a secret. A secret that will lead the mane six on an epic quest to save Equestria. As her best friends try to cope with this discovery, they discover that each of them has a secret to share, and nopony wants to be the first to share theirs. Can the Elements remain in harmony long enough to save Equestria from a dastardly villain?

Warining: This could be considered a crackfic. Your mind will definitely be blown at least once.

Part One of the Family Secrets Saga.

After a friend from Fluttershy's foalhood comes to visit, the shy mare starts to become even more reclusive, trying new ways to deal with her insecurity and fighting with her troubled past.

The author would like to formally apologize for the atrocity that is about to be committed. The following literature is an affront to My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, the My Little Pony franchise, the absurdist comedy genre and the very medium of the written word. It is an insult to artists of any medium or talent, and should not be read by anyone under any discernable circumstances.

A satirical comedy inspired by absurdist comedians everywhere, most notably the Monty Python comedy group.

A lone pony who once called herself a fashionista loses all that she has accomplished to the veil of darkness, becoming an empty shell without her need to see the beauty of the world. Blinded by the unknown, she begins to forget, and is slowly being consumed by a fear she can't even remember.

Unless she can find herself within the void, she will lose who she was to the monotone of all that is grey.

Twilight and the other Elements of Harmony have saved the land of Equestria from Nightmare Moon, Discord, and the Changeling army, but now they face perhaps their biggest challenge yet. A challenge that lurks behind smiling faces and friendly eyes. A challenge that threatens to overtake the entirety of Equestria and enslave its inhabitants. But the ponies won’t face this threat alone. Help comes in the form of the most unlikely of companions: four teenagers, a hawk, and a blue centaur.

A giant, bipedal, fire breathing monster has arrived in Equestria, and is destroying everything. Magic has no effect on it. Not even the Elements of Harmony can stop it. It's up to the main six to find a way to stop it.

From the time as a filly getting her cutie mark, Sparkle Pen was prone to a mysterious illness known as Sleep Writing. Alone it was harmless but with her power to bring fiction into reality, she nearly crippled Equestria. It's been years since she dealt with the illness and her stories haven't affected anyone in years.
But one night of restless sleep and the scratching of quill echo through the night and all the internet's nightmares have been unleashed unto Equestria.
Now she must fight her way through Rainbow Factories and Cupcakes to find her missing pages and rewrite the fabric of this dimension. Or perish in the attempt.

After Returning from her millenium exile, Princess Luna finds that she isn't exactly familiar with all the recent changes in equestria. Through Celestia's suggestions, Luna returns to her days as a Filly in order to attend the school in Ponyville. However, school wasn't quite as she remembered, especially without all the perks of being royalty.

Have you ever wondered what Spike actually thought?

A single changeling is blamed for making Chrysalis' plan to take over Equestria fail. He's banished and thrown out of the hive, ending up somewhere far away.

Luckily, he ends up not too far from a certain well-known village, where he can feed to his heart's content.

Needless to say, not everything goes according to plan.

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