When Carrot Top decides that she needs more in her life she moves away from her home farm and into the nice town of Ponyville. As she gets adjusted into Ponyville she learns to loosen up and meets new friends while trying to stay sane in the midst of insanity. Has she has gotten more than what she bargained for in this strange and cracked-up town? Follow Carrot Top in her new life through the pages of her diary and through third person perspective!

(Chapters are being edited from time to time. If there is a 'v' in the box, it means they are being edited: [ v ] )

(More characters will be in the story than the ones shown at the bottom. The main characters of this story will mostly be Carrot Top, Pinkie Pie, Bon-Bon, Lyra, Derpy, Octavia and Vinyl Scratch. There will be plenty of other characters, but with minor roles.)

((Try reading the first two chapters before you make you judgements and decisions.))

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This is the story of a unicorn named Aethyll. Having been a blank flank for many years, discovering her cutie mark proved to be exciting, haunting. and certainly not at all what she expected. As she learns more and more about her special talents, she gradually begins to play a larger role in the rising conflict in Equestria. The ponies Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie all must set out together to relinquish the growing threat, but in order to do so, they may need Aethyll's help, even after they deem her as evil.

When the lights dim and the show comes to a close, does the fun really end? No way! Showtime Bits is a devoted, behind the scenes show featuring all of those little things we can't quite fit into the Pony Variety Show! during regular operating hours.

There's no telling when these vignettes will pop up, or what'll be in them. The only guarantee is that it will be an interesting time!

Most changelings only want to feed on love and serve their queen, defending her with their lives. But Scales the changeling has never seen eye-to-eye with the others. All he wanted to do was cook. He leaves the hive and finds himself in Ponyville as a baker. He finds peace, but will that peace stay?

((Being rewritten starting from chapter twelve))

Princess Celestia invites Twilight to go to the Hearts and Hooves Day Ball with Prince Blueblood. Twilight not wanting to make her teacher angry she accepts even though Rarity objects to the idea. Rarity now wants to spy on Twilight at the dance, but she needs a date, so she invites Spike. Rarity also needs the help of a Pegasus, so she reunites Rainbow Dash with her love from flight school - Thunder Flicker.

Terra was the 'third sister' of the alicorn princesses: Celestia and Luna, and was also the middle child since she was older than Luna, but younger than Celestia. Terra is the princess who built Equestria by controlling the elements: earth, water, and air, albeit she was never mentioned in history books, nor by Celestia and Luna themselves due to their paranoia of their sister being a danger to Equestria rather than keeping the land in balance with them. This paranoia came from a past event where Terra, feeling as if she was 'not as important as Celestia and Luna', begins destroying Equestria in rage. This was suppressed by Celestia and Luna. So Terra, allying with Discord the god of chaos, vows to seek revenge on Equestria and her sisters respectively. She places a spell on her own newly born foal which places a 'dormant' version of Terra inside of the foal's conscience as well as making the foal gradually age as an added bonus. This foal has unbelievably incredible magic, which she can not fully control yet. When manipulated by Discord, and the dormant conscience of Terra awakened, this foal may result as even more of a threat to Equestria than Terra ever was..

There comes a time, when even Pinkie's infallible defense is vulnerable.
What happens when her secret is revealed?

Requested by Sine Wave

Fillydelphia private eye Looking Glass is hired by a beautiful new client to find her missing fiancé, Silver Coin. However, the simple missing pony case gets complicated quickly, and the hard-luck gumhoof soon finds himself embroiled in a plot that could have consequences for all of Equestria.

Insert title. Add a dash of timing and miscommunication, maybe a sparkle of innuendo. Oops, almost forgot the kitchen sink. Seriously though, the mane 6 help Dash deal with, and find a cure for, her sudden um... change.

Also a rare non shipping rule 63 (gender-bending)
Disclaimer : The story stays technically clean though the topic is adult. It's easiest to explain as better than some prime-time sitcoms, worse than others.

Story based off of this this post.

Also big thanks to my co-author alt-tap. (Who has an awesome stories Sky Pirate Pip and the Dreaded Dreadnaught Die großartige und mächtige Trixieburg

Thanks to Meeester AND timaeusTestified for doing some amazing edits.

After my last fanfic, you guys deserve a comedy.

Anthony and Ian are transported to Equestria by the teleporting fat guy. Hilarity ensues.