You can't buy happiness, but, thankfully, you can buy a wife. Legally, it's an arranged marriage, but everypony knows what's really going on. Unfortunately for Apple Bloom and Diamond Tiara, duty calls them to make the ultimate sacrifice and marry to keep their families out of the gnashing maws of loan sharks and auditors.

It might even work, if either family had two bits to rub together.

This is a story I've had on the back burner for a long time. I started it as a fragment years ago and got around to finishing it now. I must have started around season 4, since Starlight hadn't been introduced yet, so that tells you how long I had it sitting as a fragment on my hard drive!

Anyway, rated T for alcohol use, fade-to-black sex, and gambling.

Thanks to all my readers and supporters. I love you all in a totally platonic way. Does anyone else think Plato would be disappointed his name was synonymous with the friendzone? Anyway, enjoy!

A high fantasy reimagining of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Long ago, the cruel God of Chaos Discord ruled over the world. The other Gods overthrew him and Sealed him in the deepest Hell of the prison Tartarus, then waged war for his empty throne. The Goddess of the Sun Celestia emerged victorious, then Sealed six more Dark Gods in six more Hells of Tartarus. The remaining Gods ruled over the world’s lands under Celestia, and as High Princess her reign brought an age of peace.

A thousand years after Celestia’s defeat of Nightmare Moon, the Goddess of the Night, the mortal peoples hold the festival of the Summer Sun Celebration to commemorate her victory. However, on the eve of the Celebration a mysterious organization releases Nightmare Moon from her prison. In response, Celestia tasks her young apprentice, the sorceress Twilight Sparkle, with preventing the unsealing of any more Dark Gods. With the aid of her own apprentice and her five strange new friends, Twilight begins her mission to put an end to the return of the seven Sealed Gods- especially Discord, the dreaded Lord of Chaos.

Co-written with Day Breaking Sun. See the former cover art provided by my wonderful and talented friend, SpookyPrincesssa, here: MLP Friend is Magic Human Request.

This story is a sequel to Entry #649

These are the final pages of the diary of Fluttershy, collected from her home and from the waters of the pond by her retreat. We hope she returns to us soon.

Time and forgiveness can help one recover but there are some wounds that just stings while it slowly heals. Immortal and confused, Sunset tries to move on.

My first ever entry on a fimfiction contest! Squee I'm so nervouscited!
For Sunset Shipping Contest: Endings
Word count: 1605

After the Fall Formal, Sunset remains as proud and stubborn as she's always been. But unfortunately for her, the students at CHS aren't going to keep letting her walk all over them. Highjinks ensue, and Sunset finds she'll have to give friendship a try; whether she wants to or not.

Slow burn. Story will be set in three major arcs, then maybe a fourth to tie things up.

This is a re-telling of Sunset's adventure towards redemption. Major canon divergence. SciSet is endgame, with background WallTrix.

This story is inspired by "Long Road To Friendship" by The Albinocorn so there will certainly be some similarities, but I think you'll find that I take it in a different direction

Cover art by me!
Featured on 10/7/2019!!!

Quiet mornings before school starts can be lonely, but peaceful. For some people, they're a good time to just breathe and prepare themselves for the day ahead. Fluttershy and Adagio Dazzle find themselves doing this in the same place at the same time, in their own ways.

Based on a picture that was a little too big to be the cover art, but cute enough to inspire some shipping anyway.

Now comes with actual cover art courtesy of SkycatcherEquestria!

Comments may contain spoilers!

Now comes with Trope page!

As the end of Summer Vacation draws near, Twilight suddenly realizes how finite it all is; how easily Sunset Shimmer can just... leave. And how a certain unicorn can make that nightmare real.

Twilight also realizes her greatest error: learning next to nothing about Equestrian habits and culture.

But tonight, Twilight will change that. She'll change everything, and keep Sunset where she belongs...

No matter how physical she has to get.

(SET BEFORE SEASON NINE PREMIERE)

Story is complete. Shall be updated weekly.

Rated 'Teen' for profanity, suggestive themes and Starlight Glimmer being a cock.

Enjoy with my blessing, friends!

Starlight Glimmer of the human world had a chance encounter with Trixie's magic shows. She thought the magician was pretty cute...cue asking her friends about her. Luckily Sunset and the others know her. Not...exactly well, but enough to guide her along.

There are sad bits, but there's lots more fluff than sad.

(Hope you like it!)

A huge thank you to Starwantrix for the cover art! Starwantrix's Deviantart

One came from the upper crust. She never wanted for anything, was pampered beyond belief, and could hardly fathom any kind of issue larger than what designer she was to wear that day.

The other came from the folks of the earth. From the time she could walk she was doing chores, helping out around the house, and accepting the hard parts of growing up poor.

Two polar opposites, but a chance meeting will send them down a road that neither could ever dream of.

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An experimental story I've been tinkering with for some time now. Each chapter will be 1000 to 2000 words long, and each will chronicle Applejack and Rarity's relationship from childhood to adulthood in increments of five years (from age 5 to 50). Ideally, chapters will be uploaded in groups of 3 until the final chapter which will be posted on it's own.

I hope you enjoy my little romantic experiment.

She shouldn’t have taken that bet. Seventy-six percent of problems usually came from bets and this was one of them. She was a fool to think that she could make the most confident and self-assured person she knew flustered by fricking pick-up lines of all things?