A year after his defeat by the Mane Six, Discord finds himself able to use a bit of chaos energy. However, he isn't able to free himself, so he decides to get revenge on the ponies who trapped him. This is the story of how the girls deal with Discord's revenge scheme, which also means adjusting to something none of them ever expected having to deal with: truly single motherhood.

When Discord escapes from Dysart Asylum on Hearth's Warming Eve, it's up to Mare-Do-Well and Draco the Dragon Wonder to stop him and save the holiday. Based off of the "Christmas with the Joker" episode of Batman: The Animated Series.

What if Discord were God?

Skeeter the Lurker reads Thus Dwell in Joy!

Cover image is Arrivederci, love Discord by CountANDRA.

Time in Ponyville has broken. Everypony is dealing with it in some way or another—except you. You're fine, somehow. Oh, and me. I suppose that's where things start. Let's be on with it then, shall we?

“To facilitate the transformation of humans into sapient equines.”

“People of Earth! You have been lied to! The Conversion Bureau is not what it seems.”

Contest Entry for Contest: Ads of the Conversion Bureau
Thanks to Westphalian Musketeer for pointing out some of my mistakes and providing corrections.

When Discord is freed, he puts a brand new desire into action. He tries to win Pinkie Pie's heart by...dancing madly. Yeah. Discord logic.

My reaction to the response to this:

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This is my FIRST FANFICTION. And I mean IN GENERAL.

Added Alternate Universe because of Keep Calm and Flutter On.

COMING SOON: Chapter 2- Not A Oneshot Any More

Welcome, to the biggest collection of sexual innuendos that you will ever experience in your life. Because sometimes, situations are ambiguous. Sometimes we need to write something silly to get us out of a writing slump. Sometimes, ponies interact in the most inappropriate sounding ways possible. Don't act like you haven't seen it before, besides; who doesn't love a good sex joke every now and then?

(This is a one-shot)

A thousand years ago, the elements of harmony had been created. A thousand years ago, the two alicorn sisters used them together, and with their powers, encased Discord in stone. A thousand years ago, the elements of harmony locked Sombra away into the depths of ice, losing the Crystal kingdom in the process. A thousand years ago, Nightmare Moon became corrupt and was banished into her own object of desire. Nine hundred and ninety-eight years ago, Celestia met five of the six Rumors of Harm. She destroyed four. One month ago, Sombra was destroyed as well. Sombra was a Rumor of Harm: the Element of Fear. The final remnant, corrupted forever by the taint, has returned, and its powers have increased demonically after the destruction of its counterparts.
The princesses had six Elements to oppose the six Rumors, which kept balance, but removing just one grain of sand is enough to cause imbalance, and imbalance brings destruction and disharmony.

Discord's reformation has left him both elated and confused. He didn't really know how to be anything other than a villain. Wandering around the castle one day, he experiences a flashback of his life before he became the villain, when he was just a silly teenager in love with a woman far out of his league. His flashback paralyzes his body and causes him to whack his head off Celestia's throne, concussing him and leaving him bedridden until he recovers. He requests a visit with his only friend, the pony who reformed him, Fluttershy. As Fluttershy tends to Discord's wound, Discord starts to feel a strange tug in his heart that he thought he'd never feel again. It doesn't make any sense to the draconequuis, but then again.... What's the fun in making sense?

Twilight is invited to Canterlot to compete with some of the greatest magicians in the world for the Moonstone Cup, a prestigious award for the most powerful and skillful magicians, unicorn and otherwise. Can she win? What sort of competition will she face?

Awesome cover image was taken from NoOneBahtim