The
Conversion
Bureau
Ponify - The ad
A white woman with long black hair, thin glasses, wearing a black suit with a green shirt walks confidently in front of a white background.
When she reaches the middle of the screen she turns towards the viewer.
“Freedom,” she started talking as the cameras slowly zoomed to her face. “Freedom is the thing we all want. The thing we all fight our whole life to obtain. Since the moment we are born, our freedom is slowly taken from us. We are not free. We are the prisoners of genetics, of fate, and of the world.”
The screen fades to black.
“We work every day of our lives to pay for our freedom. Trapped in an perpetual debt that can only get bigger. We dig our own hole deeper with every step we take towards freedom.”
“You want to succeed in life? You need an education, and that cost money.”
“You want a place to call your own? You need money to buy a home.”
“And where are you going to get that money? You work for it.”
“But how can a person be free when his life is dictated by the clock and the whims of his employer?”
“Thomas Jefferson wanted an America that was predominantly agrarian, with most people being small scale subsistence level farmers.”
Again the screen goes black.
“Now imagine a world where you live a life free of incompetent politicians and bosses that tell you what you can and cannot do...”
Images of green meadows, larvish forests, and many natural beauties appeared as she talked.
“A world where you were in charge of your own life, a world free of debt, a world in which you are free.”
“The Conversion Bureau offers exactly that. Freedom.”
“Join thousands of other humans who decided to leave this miserable life behind and move to Equestria.”
“Become a majestic pegasus that can fly and walk on clouds...” pictures of pegasi flying, doing acrobatic stunts, walking on clouds or just lazily sleeping on one in a warm summer’s day were now shown.
“A mighty earth pony, gifted with the strength of a hundred men.” The images changed to that of large earth ponies, doing incredible feats, like pulling a house, uprooting a tree, smashing a boulder with their bare hooves.
“Or a gifted unicorn, capable of bending reality to their whim.” The earth ponies were replaced with unicorns performing flashy acts of magic.
“So what are you waiting for?” The image returned to the woman, she was now sitting in front of an empty plot of land.
“Find the nearest TCB agency and ask for Jeffersonian Package.”
“Oh, and the price? It’s free.”
“The TCB offers its services free of charge. Now leave this world behind and start your life anew in Equestria.”