Lyra, a simple pony with simple dreams. Dreams involving aliens, that is. Her fascination with them even got her a job dealing with them, though no one takes it seriously. Lyra hopes to one day be able to meet one, she just needs to believe.

In comes a human, whom mysteriously gets transported to Equestria. It's up to Lyra to show the alien the ways of her people! The power of friendship, magic, and hugs await her on this strange adventure.

Cover Art by FriendlyTwo3
*Takes place after season 2 finale.*
(Currently revising past chapters to make them sexier and more appealing.)
(Currently revising summary description.)
(Note to self, remember to eventually revise summary description.)

Diabolical and evil human goes to Equestria, and tries to take over the world? Pfft, if he's "Evil", then that one guy who doesn't say 'bless you' when you sneeze must be Hitler reincarnate.

A HiE fanfic that was probably done a couple times before, BUT I MADE IT BETTER.

Wacky protagonist genius, an army of robots with stun-guns, a goal of domination, a moral code, and a determined mindset! Meet "Evil Lord Emperor Connery NotEvilGuy!" The inevitable future emperor of us all!

You can tell that he's pure evil, because he has the word "Evil" in his last name!

A guy that steal money from you, if you're a Government official that likes to deal drugs and smuggle newborn infants. A guy that will build a laser that can blow up the freakin' moon, but only if it was about to crash into us. He'll freakin' TICKLE YOU if you defy him and his empire!

Yeah... Diabolical mastermind right there.

Rated T: For lots of potty-mouth nonsense.

As of 5/12/14 I GOT FEATURED HOLY S*** I AM SO HAPPY OH MY GOD, I GOT FEATURED, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, OH GOD! I LOVE ALL OF YOU!

Age a tomato plant that's all I wanted to do. Just a slightly complicated age spell that only the most talented of unicorns could do correctly. How hard could it be right? And with Rainbow Dash here to give me support nothing could go wrong. But It did, it went horribly wrong, and I'll never forgive myself for what I did to her, the pony I loved. I made the hardest decision of my life after that, the decision to give up my special talent, the thing that made me who I am today, I, Twilight Sparkle, will never use my magic again.

Co-Author: ElectronicBroPony, Word Worthy

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Join us as we follow in the tale of a strange new alien and his trials and tribulations in the magical land of Equestria. Where he will make friends and allies, face terrible foes and enemies. And face the biggest threat Equestria has ever seen; his own legacy.

In another place...in another time...He lived a very different life. But what makes up a persons character? Is it the circumstances of our environment? Is it the people whom touch us in life? Or is there some indomitable spirit that guides us?

Baby Arc
CMC Arc
Self-Discovery Arc
Redemption Arc

Just weeks ago, Rainbow Dash, the Element of Loyalty was murdered by an unidentified pony. A member of the town of Ponyville(?). Everyone is heartbroken to know that she is dead, especially her sister, Scootaloo. Just what will she do without her, and better yet, what will her friends do without her?