Twinkleshine had barely started kindergarten when she first met the universe. Like most first meetings, it had been awkward, not under the best of circumstances, and a single instant that ignited a lifelong passion, which would inevitably end with late nights and concerned parents.

After the debacle of the Storm King's short-lived invasion and the fall of Canterlot, the former attacker, Fizzlepop Berrytwist (Commander Tempest Shadow), muses that the princesses' ability to fight was sorely lacking. Considering that she pretty much took them all down in seconds.

In order to prevent such an abysmal display in the future she has, through a few contacts around Princess Twilight, recruited the aid of a combat master who should be able to teach four princesses avoid such embarrassments in the future...

...Or kill them trying.

DISPLACED STORY!

Hi there! Eye'm Cirno! -I mean "I'm Cirno"- No wait, I'm... Gah, I can't remember!

Well, whatever. Eye-I mean "I"!- was going to head to con when suddenly I got stuck in magical pony land as one of the biggest joke characters in gaming! And the worst part is, I think Eye'm starting to become her! No, I'm starting to become her!

Ugh, I hope they can help me find a way back home soon, I don't want to stay a baka. In the meantime I'll just have to show them Eye'm the strongest there is! - I mean lay low and stay out of trouble! Gah! Celestia, Luna, Twilight, hurry up please!

Twilight discovers the pain of the many and varied eccentric laws written by King Sombra in the most unspeakable of languages.

Set between seasons 3 and 4.

An entry for Aragon's Comedy is Serious Business Contest.

Edited by Dreams of Ponies and Level Dasher

After being banished to the moon for 1000 years, Princess Luna needs to get up to speed on very important business.

The long trial was over, and Twilight - no, Dusk Shine's finally out from under that terrible shadow. Poor little Skyla and her auntie could move on with their life. Skyla's murderous grandfather was behind bars, and Dashville was simply beautiful in the fall!

And all Dusk Shine needed to do was stay out of the public eye, and never catch the eye of 'King' Sombra's secretive confederates. And make sure that she stayed in the local deputy marshals' good graces.

How much trouble could a slightly witchy woman and her orphaned niece get up to in a quiet Applelachian town like Dashville, anyways? Even if they were hiding in witness protection from their incarcerated drug-cult kingpin of a patriarch.

Twilight is packing up her tiny, closet lab at Crystal Prep to leave for her new friends at Canterlot High School. Before she leaves, Sugarcoat pokes in to say something.

Twilight Sparkle has always been one of the shyest girls in school. Shunned by the popular crowd, she is practically nonexistent.

Sugarcoat is one of the most popular girls in school. She's also incredibly smart and head of the math team.

What will happen when the two end up sitting together on the bus?

A one-shot based on part of the trailer for the new Equestria Girls movie!

This story is a sequel to Oversaturation

It's the first annual Criffleball championship game, and Sunset and Twilight are here to cheer the Canterlot Cardinals against the Apploosa Apricots!

Now if only they had any idea what Criffleball actually WAS....

Part of The Oversaturated World. Co-written with Fan of most Everything.

Celestia wants to court Fluttershy. Naturally, the best way to do so is while drunk and with or without the support of her sister, Discord, and a baffled Twilight.

Things can only go well.