Akula. A Russian word that means: shark. A nickname given to an Ace pilot named Andrei Markov. On Earth, he was responsible for the deaths of many in his campaign for revenge.

But what would happen if this dangerous pilot was transported to Equestria?
What if this killer was once the greatest hero in Equestrian history?

My first fanfic submission. I apologize for any misuse of category/character tags. Constructive criticism is appreciated (if it sucks, please tell me why). And last but not least, I did not make any profit from this and all items belong to their respective owners (Akula, Warwolf and all Ace Combat characters-Project Aces) (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic-Hasbro)

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.........Um, hello, my name is Doctor Daniel Phillips, and I am the lead scientist overseeing the Gateway Project, one of the most cutting-edge technologies in existence today. With it, we can open wormholes to worlds far beyond the reach of conventional space travel, and even into other dimensions if we can work out the right frequency. As of late we have discovered over a dozen habitable worlds that have been slated for colonization, but as of yet no signs of intelligent life. Yet I hold out hope that one day we might find such a world, however remote, and put our best foot forward in opening relations with our new galactic neighbors. Yet not all of the planets we find are poppies and roses, so instead of sending in humans to explore them, we have these little babies.

Oh, right, you can't see me because this is an audio-only feed. My mistake. Well, I guess I'll just have to explain it to you. These cybernetic wolves, known in our group as the Mech Hounds, are outfitted with the most advanced computers in the world, along with some of the most cutting-edge robotics and weapons money can buy. Now right at the moment we only have a dozen of these little critters, but don't let that fool you. Each of these little babies carries enough firepower to level a small town, although it would take them a couple days to do so if they were working alone. They also have the programing to work out almost any situation in a matter of seconds, although they still have many of the logic problems that most computers face when confronted with something that does not fit within the established parameters of their programming. Yet, regardless of their possible shortcomings, they do the heavy lifting upon initial exploration where humans cannot, dealing with threats as they see fit in order to assess the habitability of a planet for human use. I could tell you more, but that would be breaking protocol.

So, without further ado, I'll turn you over to our logistics specialist, who will be happy to tell you all about how these little babies are going to change the world, or rather, worlds, that humanity has come to call home.................

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This is a story that delves into the boundary between life and machine, where AI is something that has only been dreamed of, even with the most advanced computers available. Then again, these machines have never encountered magic before, so who knows what might happen. I guess you'll just have to read the book to find out for yourself.

Twilight Sparkle was a prized student of Princess Celestia and Flash Sentry was a loyal Royal Guard and both were proud citizens of Equestria.

Then one day, both of them are cast out of Equestria for a crime neither of them didn't do that before they could think, they're rescued by the towering machines Gypsy Danger and Striker Eureka along with their pilots.

Once rescued, the pair learn that they were recruited by the Pan Pacific Defense Corps or PPDC to help them win the Kaiju War with Marshall Stacker Pentecost giving them this option: Where would you both rather die; in some nameless wasteland or in a Jaeger?

With their choice made, the Equestrian duo are thrust into a war of their lives...

*(Profanity warning is for swearing as people swear in war.)*

This story is a sequel to TheRussianBadger and the gang topple King Sombra's Empire

After Badgers last adventure with his friends in Equestria, helping to beat Sombras ass to a pulp and overthrow his empire, he discovers the Fall of Equestria series exists, including all of it's degenerate lore and weird ass fetish shit. Badger is obviously, just like every other sane individual that read this god forsaken series of cringe fanfics, quite pissed off. As such, he reacts the only way he knows how. By getting his friends together, hopping in an inter-dimensional travelling AC-130, and sending a 105mm shell up Danin's ass, while their Arma expert friends send in the Helldivers and Space Marines to kick ass and chew bubblegum. Due to supply issues they are all out of gum.

[If it wasn't obvious, this is very much an april fools shitpost. Expect somewhat low effort.]

On this dark day, King Sombra and his allies are victorious, as he overpowered Twilight Sparkle and her friends, enslaving them as well as prince Shining Armor and princess Cadance. He now plans to have them executed in front of all Equestria, to show his dominance, but the mad king did not expect a single factor that would ruin his plan. TheRussianBadger, and his crazy-ass friends, along with Rimmy and Rubixraptor with their pals of the cadian XXth and Ignis, have come to equestria, and they're here to put an end to his evil plan and fuck his shit up, kick ass, and chew bubblegum. And they're all out of gum...

It will be a battle for the ages. And the most elaborate shitpost to ever be made, as of current date.

Note: This story is based off and inspired by https://www.fimfiction.net/story/506879/my-little-badger-the-violence-has-escalated

Set in a time when all three pony kinds became friends without magic returning, Pipp is happily engaged to a famous unicorn pop singer named Presto Tetrachord. Ponies all over Equestria come together to watch the royal wedding. But seconds before the ceremony, Pipp, and Zipp find out via social media that Presto is having an affair. In her distress, Pipp sees earth pony, Sheriff Hitch holding a sign reading "Marry Me" and impulsively decides to marry him. Hitch is put on the spot with ponies watching in person or online, and so he goes onstage and marries Pipp.

Based on the 2022 rom com Marry Me.

The cover is my own artwork: Pitch Flirting by HAKDurbin on DeviantArt

It was an innocent invention. I wanted to show everypony what it was about magic and science that I loved so much. So I created a device, based off of the portal to the human realm as well as Starlight Glimmer's alteration to Starswirl the Bearded's time-travel spell. It was designed to seek different realms like the human one, each with alternate versions of everypony at alternate times. I'd even had the foresight to create a D.N.A Filter. One strand of fur, and the device would lock onto the alternate lives of that particular individual.

I was so excited. Princess Celestia, Luna, Cadence, Shining Armor and everypony came to see it in action. Rainbow Dash was the first to go. The device worked perfectly. It opened a rift that showed the town of Ponyville, an alternate Rainbow Dash. A pale blue cat with a rainbow collar. She was playing with a feline Fluttershy. Obviously the two were very young, but the device worked nonetheless.

Many ponies had a turn. And the device picked random alternate realities every time. Pinkie Pie as a Squirrel, Rarity the Swan Armorsmith, Bunny Fluttershy fighting a snake, Dragon Applejack for President.

Then Celestia proposed an idea, combining two different furs as a filter for the device. Naturally, I jumped at the chance. Combining Celestia's with my own, the device did nothing for a long moment. Then, it opened up to something that made everypony freeze with disbelief. What we saw put all villains, past and future to shame.

Nopony will forget the horrors that my invention showed.

Song: Kara Remembers - Battlestar Galactica Soundtrack

Book 1 of the Distorted Series

Note: Story will depict similarities to the Star Wars Universe, but this is NOT a crossover.

While Twilight Sparkle plans her grand Friendship Festival, Tempest Shadow diligently plans out her invasion of Equestria's capital city. While she is confident in her own abilities as well as those of her troops, she's taking no risks. Before departure, she requests one of the Storm King's most capable and devious units. Creatures, who like her, were promised something for their service.

Edit:
FINALLY FEATURED ON THE TOP LISTINGS ON 09/23/19! WOOHOO!

For the second time Equestria has been torn apart by war between the New Lunar Republic and Solar Empire. Only this time both sides have to contend with another entity: the Legion of Discord, who started an invasion of both side's territories.
One squadron of the New Lunar Republic Air Force; the 13th Tactical Fighter or "Lunar" squadron, finds itself involved in many of the game changing events of the war. Will Lunar squadron help end the war, or will Discord crush both sides and plunge Equestria, and the rest of the world into chaos?

Equestria, a nation that prides itself with one of the strongest militaries in the world, has enjoyed a peaceful existence for the last three-hundred years. When the benevolent princesses of such a land discover that a large port city has been overthrown by not one, but two former villains, the princesses take matters into their own hands to ensure a prosperous existence for the residents. However, as a political approach towards the situation fails to yield desired results, the royal sisters take it upon themselves to forcibly remove the two reluctant queens from their newly acquired throne. That is, until they discover a certain human who isn't too keen on a hostile take over. Soon enough, the Equestrians will learn why one should never threaten a human or the ones he calls family.

This story is rate T for implied sexual situations, strong language, and gore and blood.
Story takes place in an alternate universe where Nightmare Moon is alive and the changelings have not been reformed.

This story was featured! Yay!!!