A human being has somehow managed to stumble his way into Equestria with no idea of how he managed to do it.
Thankfully, Twilight Sparkle is actually prepared for this situation! With the Crystal Mirror in her possession and a rudimentary device that allows her to open its portal to the human world whenever she pleases, this "Anon" as he calls himself is just a hop, skip and a jump away from going home!
Or at least back to his world. Ehh, close enough.
And just in time for Twilight to still have her morning coffee!
But it's never that easy for Twilight. Ever. There's always some kind of catch or stipulation preventing what should be easy to fix problems from being fixed easily. And what's the issue this time?
He doesn't think it's safe.
Because of course he doesn't.
A dumb idea that was too stupid not to write out and publish. I'm not apologizing.