Strange Letters from a Queen Bug Horse

by Roadie


17: Delivered via secret courier.

Tymbal:

You and your squad are one of the worst heaps of incompetent ninnies I have ever had the displeasure of ruling over. You had a simple job: observe, report, protect. A nymph could have done it! A group of trained squirrels could have done it! I established those covers for you myself, you imbecilic blockhead!

And I find out that instead of doing your job, you were helping children make catapults. The only reason I even know what happened is that Kevin went off on his own when you stopped paying attention! If I find that dragon again I have half a mind to feed you to it myself. How could you let that childish distraction be more important than obeying the directives of your queen?

No. Don't bother trying to come up with an answer. This is a written missive, you dolt, you can't talk to it! Kevin gets to stay. At least he tried. The rest of you are immediately removed from duty. Go back to the hive and stay out of my sight. If I have to take notice of you again you'll really be in for it.

C.