Rainbow Dash needs to deliver a Domino's pizza, but in order to make it to her destination, she must....avoid the Noid.

Purely, 100% inspired by Rainbow Dash Tries To Outpizza the Hut by DimitriTheWriter.

Why do I even write this stuff....

An Ace Hardware employee has been promoted to manager.

Manager of an Ace Hardware store run by ponies.

Featured 9/18 - 9/20/2021!! 'Preciate y'all.

Joe Biden, or Sleepy Joe, is running for reelection. Against Donald Trump.

And so far, he's not winning.

In order to win the Senile Showdown, he's gonna have to do something wild.

Rated T for cringe use of slang.

Since her tenure in the human world began, Princess Celestia has encountered many concepts, sports being one of them. And when she discovers that she can make money by betting on sports teams, she thinks she's got it in the bag.

She does not.

A short (and very stupid) entry for the Crackfic Storm contest. I apologize in advance for any lost brain cells.

Zach, Equestria's resident human, is not having a great time being the only one of his species.

However, when Princess Luna interrupts his late-night sulking session, he experiences a change of heart.

This story is a sequel to Something New

Terry hadn't believed in emotional investment in a long time.

After meeting a certain pegasus while sitting in front of a fountain, he wondered if that would change. After meeting her a second time, he felt certain it would.

(Written for some good folk who requested this way back when.)

Everypony knows Twilight is a mare of immense intelligence, always eager to complete the Princess's academic assignments and learn more about any subject. Thus, when Twilight discovers a strange magical book in the library basement that provides her with unlimited information in just mere seconds, it's only natural for the studious Unicorn to... grow attached to the book, right? And what will Princess Celestia think of her new "method" of studying?

Two weeks after the defeat of the rangers' version of Nightmare Moon, they all accidentally get transported into the FIM universe and need their counterparts' help to get back to their own before it's too late.

This story is a co-written project created by both me and another user named Fluttershy Rocks.

After a long day of selling carrots, Carrot Top relaxes in her house with a carrot cake muffin without incident.

What you just read was a complete fabrication.

Note: There is a fic here for you to read, but it will be improved upon by me sometime. I can't promise when I will do so, but I can promise that I will.
(Big thanks to -TheStoryteller- for writing the semi-canon Chapter 2, and to TotalOverflow for giving me some very helpful criticism. Go check out those guys.)

Credit for Carrot Top's characterization goes to previous stories I've read about her by Blue Cultist, Meta Four, and Knight Breeze (as well as my own thoughts). I recommend the stories which include her by those authors wholeheartedly.

(Oh, and I have to mention the inspiration for the story itself, which was these excellent comics. The actual sources to the comics are linked in that blog post as well.)

Twilight Sparkle was perfectly normal-until now. For she has found a way to break the 4rth wall, and it isn’t going all that well.
A, B, C, D, Twilight is me!
There she is. Run!

I have been working on using dialouge in this!
Also, this has had no others help edit yet, but will mention any that help here!