To clarify, as the secret boring, non-storyline narrator, purple is the chaotic narrator, and italics are the not-quite-as chaotic Twilight Sparkle. Now, onto the story.
"Hi, I'm Derpy hooves, and I believe in character development. Considering that I deliver tons of mail from the human world to Equestria and back, I think that something is up, like our lives perhaps being scripted, or set up as just an act. You may not remember me out of all of the ponies that you meet daily, but as a famous person, I believe that you should share this, because they will listen to you. Just please tell everyone, Princess Luna."
I'll remember that for a long time. And this is the real life, by the way. You aren't just dreaming. I'm sorry.
"Okay then, stranger voice! I'll go find someone else to tell!"
I'll just tell you this; you are right. But you can still change that! Be inspired! Find Applejack! You can fix all of this!
"Why are you supporting me?"
You'll see...