Say Hello to the New Twilight (Run!)

by My Sister Tia

The Strongest Bribe

Then, as Spike headed for his destination, Zecora prepared for a serious battle.

“Wait, where’s Spike going? I think I forgot to check. Oh, well I must have changed it.”

Okay, Twilight. why do I even bother doing my job as the narrator if you’re just going to interfere? Now let me just deal with you. No, I will not tell you, because it appears that you have gone a bit loony.

“But, what if I give you something with quite a bit of value to you?”

Like what?

“Perhaps, this story could become, well, featured.”

How do you know you’ll keep your promise, anyways? I’ll maybe accept that deal, but this story must actually be featured first.

“No, tell me now, or I’ll go to the mirror pool and take advantage of you anyways.”

Well, I will just entertain you now. Okay, so now discord is going to help her out. And how ironic. I´ve been listening to a song that you can find in the comments...

Author's Note:

You just might be able to affect the story in the comments. Just don tell Twilight where Spike is!

Comments

[My Sister Tia]

10437102
But, thatś about him being terrible.

So, you listened to it, and watched as blocks were actively being destroyed?

[Loganic]

10437101
Didn't scroll down far enough. Thought I accidently deleted it.

[Loganic]

10437113
In a land where those who thirst perish.
Where trees are rare.
I wish I knew how to do this right.
Where Celestias sun burns the air,
Where Luna's Moon freezes the earth.

[My Sister Tia]

10437128
That is fine. Also, my apostraphe is broken. I must be Spanish now, I guess. Or not broken?
Hola, Senór.
Can´t.
*Internal Confusion*

[My Sister Tia]

10437131
Iḿ so confused.

[Loganic]

10437135
I'm telling twilight by not telling twilight. She's smart. She can find Spike.

[Fallout dude 50]

Somepony needs to step in and fix this

[My Sister Tia]

10437347
Like me! Just tell me where Spike is!

[Fallout dude 50]

10440104
I cannot tell you that Twilight I am sorry

[My Sister Tia]

10440364
Pinkie Pie, I have club passes if you tell me!

[My Sister Tia]

10434297
Simple. I´m gonna make communism work properly for once.

[Fallout dude 50]

10440378
you can’t break the fourth wall to get me to tell you!

And the author will kill us if we tell you

[My Sister Tia]

10440406
My Sister Tia, featured!
*Is not wanting to make her explode with anger* Help!

[Fallout dude 50]

10440505
Ah shit....