Say Hello to the New Twilight (Run!)

by My Sister Tia


Twilight Sparkle Tries Out Tyrant

“Now that I know where Zecora is, I shall do a magic duel with her! Oh, and I guess that Discord would be a nice statue. Then, I shall...”

Then, she turned into an anime version of Twilight Sparkle.

“Go to the human world and try to talk with Spike first!”


Spike heard Twilight Sparkle Humming.

“Hey Spike, some people that call themselves ‘bronies’ let me borrow their TV! It’s fine!”

“Please, stop. This is worse than my worst nightmare!”

“Stop quoting Fluttershy from that one ‘My Little Pony’ comic! If you want, you can go to the human world with me!”

Foosh! Spike slipped in the desert sand, collapsing in the sand. Then, Twilight Sparkle heard something odd.

“Stop, I’m Pinkie Pie from the future, and you, Pinkie Pie, should never tell Twilight Sparkle about the fourth wall, or about the human world! She’s become an evil tyrant that makes Nightmare Moon seem like a harmless filly!”

Then, existence itself exploded from the paradox.

Guys, please help. I don’t know what reality I should create out of this now.