Say Hello to the New Twilight (Run!)

by My Sister Tia


The Filly Opowatonyal Disese (Filly's Disease)

Twilight Sparkle went back in her mind to her thoughts. She had dampened spirits, and couldn't think strait.

I cawon't twink strait.

"Wait,wait,wait,wait,wait! Why aren't my worwds purple, and why are they italics! And why is it that half the time, I can speak normally, and the other ha-wlf I'm tawking loke un-a fiwwly!?"

You see, you've caught Filly's Disease. And those are just some common symptoms, from being around a paradox that isn't really all that simple to explain. Also, I'm the writer, so I can switch up my ranks and yours with the colors and the cool writing tools. So, yeah.

But where's Spoke? I meant, Spike? And please don't switch up- mwo voce! Hey!

He's fine. Anyways, Pinkie was confusing me for you! I was the one behind this. You're just a helpful character.

Wait, so how come I haven't had more of a role with this fourth wall? And isn't the very existence of existence supposed to have fallen apart or something And shouldn't I have Filly's Disease too by now?

No time to insert logic, Pinkie!

Why did they have to- waiting... Change my voice from an easy... Puwple! Ugh, Yu changed my voice again!