While closing up at a dollar store, a human named Jay finds a pony toy sitting on one of the shelves. He decides to take it home.

He never expected it to talk to him.

Sunny discovers the power of Oxi Clean. Things get wild fast.

Kanye West interrupts Sunny's disappointing moment where she tries to restore magic with only two crystals. Kanye being Kanye ensues.

Yes, I did this. And yes, you're welcome.

Rated T because YEEZUS

Dylan is a dedicated UPS worker. Yes, dedicated UPS workers exist.

When a box arrives at the local UPS office containing a small pony, the staff tries everything they can to deal with it until somebody picks it up.

Rated R for package gore.

After watching Izzy Moonbow sink a backwards shot in her face, while singing, Pipp Petals decides that she needs to learn how to hoop. So she does, and gets pretty good at it.

But not as good as Izzy. Of course.

Princess Luna, after studying the dreams of a human named Dean for a decent while, finally gets to meet him face-to-face.

Cover art by Kodabomb

Celestia has been replaced by Pinkie Pie. Under suspicious circumstances.

Who's gonna stop her? Nobody. At least not for a little bit.

Written as a commission for -Pinkamena_Pie-.

This story is a sequel to Gordon Ramsay Savagely Critiques a Cupcake

After Gordon Ramsay savagely roasted Pinkie Pie, he ruined her. Now, she wants revenge. And she plans to get it in one way and one way only.

By beating his savage Scottish ass.

Still rated T because Gordon.

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Gordon Ramsay walks into Sugarcube Corner and orders a cupcake.

Then he savagely critiques it.

What more is there to say?

Rated T because Gordon.

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Pipp Petals is sick of being hounded by humans.

One night, she meets a human named Terry who's nothing like the other ones. What exactly makes this human so different?