A genuine oblivious simulator.

Watch as pony after pony, throw themselves at you!

And you simply act borderline retarded.

Contains Mild Cursing And Lots Of Sex Slang!

I Wrote This As A Gift To My New Mate MDCommissioner!

It's dumb and silly but I hope you still enjoy luv!

Art By PonutJoe, check source for link.

Bloody Featured On 1\19\20 & 1\20\20 & 1\21\20 & 1\22\20 & 1\23\20 & 1\24\20!

This story is a sequel to A Better Way To Be Dad

Cozy Glow walks in on her comrades "wrestling." Awkwardness ensues.

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Rated Teen for Innuendo.

Cover art borrowed from arareroll.

*For posterity's sake, let it be known that when My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic ended it's initial run on October 12, 2019, this story was #2 in the Featured Box.*

When Pinkie Pie discovers she doesn't know Sunset's birthday, and none of her other friends know either, she sets out to get some answers. Those answers are very confusing.

Featured on 10/9/2019. Thanks!

Yona and Sandbar have been going steady for about 3 months now, and all their other friends find it cute. However, maybe they've gone too fast in this relationship when Sandbar tells them they've done... IT!

Thanks to Darth Link 22 and CrackedInkWell for helping edit this.

One bad day is not a valid reason to destroy a city. Not even if you are an alicorn. At least, this is what the law says. It is not what the law used to say back when Celestia ruled alone and the town south of Canterlot still existed. No one remembers what the town was called, because Celestia burned the records too that day. This means Twilight is stuck having to take her frustration out in other ways.

After Fluttershy's first appearance on Shimmercode, her return became a highly anticipated event for the stream's audience. But no one anticipated what would actually happen.

Rated Teen for questionable dialogue in multiple senses and video game footage that might merit a stricter rating from the ESRB. No rating-escalating bodily fluids of any kind are shed by actual EqG characters.

Twilight Sparkle's in town for the day, and she meets five girls singing a song about the marks on their skirts and stuff. Can Twilight help them out? Or will they be destined to wear the wrong clothes forever?

Cover art by D-oroshii!

Sunset lets a little secret out. Rainbow gives her grief for it. Sunset and the other girls teach her a lesson.

Sunset has a little secret. She doesn't like steps. Rainbow finds out and finds it absolutely hilarious.

Sunset and the rest of crew will have none of it.

This is a special entry to the FimFiction Feghoot Festival. But, is not eligible for contest submission.

Check out my three entries here, here, and here.

Trixie's line of work is dangerous. But she's a careful showpony, and that's why she's only died a few dozen times in her career.

She thinks this is normal.

Sunset won't wear pants.

Twilight has to convince her otherwise.

Their love can only blossom.

In exposure to the world.