• Published 19th Jan 2020
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You're Anon The Oblivious Human Equestrian Guy - Lil Biscuit



Everypony wants to shag you...too bad you're oblivious to it.

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One Simple Word.

Pinkie Pie watched you with unblinking ocean colored eyes.

You sat on the floor of her bedroom watching her just as intensely in return.

Time seemed to nearly stop.

The world seemed to merely fade away.

Pinkie nodded, the right words suddenly found.

“Sex?” She snorted cutely.

“Kay.” You smiled back full of warmth.

You've been waiting to hear that word all day.

Comments ( 110 )

10040801
Lol, I figured Pinkie was the most random of the six who could succeed where others failed.

But I agree, Fluttershy could've also been brilliant!

10040788

I was actually noticed by Senpai Priest! :rainbowkiss:

All of this made me chuckle out of my mouth instead of my nose :)

Wait......that worked?, smart move pink smart move.

10040865
Hmm...Pinkie would be the one not even try being subtle, would she. :rainbowlaugh:

I was only thinking Fluttershy via Flutterdom. :twilightblush:

10040968
I find being forward always leads to a good shag. :trollestia:


10040953
Could say it was a kick in the head. :ajsmug:

It's about time, lol

Please, please make a chapter to follow after Pinkie's success! I so want to know how the other girls react to it.

You've been waiting to hear that word all day.

So, was Anon ever oblivious? Cause just from this line it seemed he was screwing with everyone who used slang instead of the very direct approach Pinkie took

10041738
She asked for a bucking.

Should've offered a sucking.

Now she's all knackered out.

:trollestia:

#ApplehorseAbuse

I simply couldn't say no to this fanfic! I had to read it! Between the imminent innuendo that was upon the first sight and the great reviews, this must be read! Since that's the case, I thought why the heck not!? Hope ya didn't mind, but I made this lil' reading! Writing was amazing in every aspect mang! Awesome job!

Audio Link: https://youtu.be/Kad_yAzIE2Y

(I don't mean to offend anyone with this comment!)

10042038
Cheers! 💞

That was a brilliant reading luv.

I'm delighted to hear you enjoyed it. :twilightsmile:

The damn ending. I... I have no words...

Only she, could've realized the answer

The others must bow to her wisdom

When all else fails, be direct. Now that I've reached the end, this makes a lot of sense, I'd probably do the same given how people would react if what they meant wasn't sex.

I was honestly expecting to find out that he'd been intentionally oblivious, just to screw with their minds.

This works just as well, though!

10043125
It's actually up to reader interpretation.

Depends if you want Anon to be a goof or a wanker.

10042818
That was a funny show.

10042979
For just these occasions. :rainbowwild:

#BuckWild.

#KickingBack

#BruisedApples

This is brilliant!
You wrote a funny story about annon's shinanagins in Equestria, five of the mane six and a background pony in as few as two thousand words!
MIND BLOWN!

I'm taking notes.

Well then. Okay. I can't stop laughing!!!

Did Pinkie share her knowledge with the others?

Tonight's special guest star: Conan O'Brien.

10044204
:yay:

I was wondering if any would guess the name's reference!!

Have a biscuit luv! 🍪

10043853
In my head cannon she's a total brag.

10043708
Souls are overrated.

Have a biscuit! 🍪

:trollestia:

10043686
I see what you did there.

#ApplehorseObscurity

Dan

He went out to the euphemism and got run over by a paraphernalia wagon.

10042234
I have one. And pinkie has one too.

10044610
Much appreciated luv! :heart:

Such a rough time to try and pinpoint it!

This is like an anime or manga lol.

10045394
So I've been told. :rainbowkiss::heart:

Second time reading this, and I'm beginning to question whether or not Anon is really stupid, or if he's just a smartass.

10045661
No he only understands what they want if they say it bluntly to his face like pinkie pie did.

10045715
Actually it can be either.

Up to how you want to interpret it. :raritywink:

Perfection simply perfection. There's just enough to make Anon either the world's biggest dumbass or the ultimate troll but not enough to tell which. Bravo and a follow as well!!

10046035
Pink always wins.

10042234
Yeah, cuz just a simple letter would do.

K.

Alternatively, he could have simply replied "Male.".

Sex: [_] Female [X] Male

That was autistdorable.

Well, l can get the hint.
So, where is everypony?:moustache:

Sex is not the answer. It is the question; the answer is yes

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