Wallflower Blush has always had a hard time making contact with other people, especially boys. Getting more and more frustrated with her constant failure, she decides to go for a more... straight to the point approach.

Credit for the cover goes to Horsecat.
Yes, it's another Wallflower-exhibitionist story. Originality is for the weak.

Twilight Sparkle keeps using a specific phrase out in public to describe her 'special relationship' with her friends. Said friends are convinced it does not mean what Twilight thinks it means.

Part of the MAD verse.

Thanks to Steel Resolve and Nova Quill/Firimil for their edits and sugestions! Also thanks to DrakeyC for the story prompt and his edits and suggestions!

And finally, thanks to jhayarr23 for the hilarious cover art.

Trixie doesn't understand how or why, but Twilight Sparkle has become her student with the ambition to learn stage magic. Why is an alicorn of such great magical ability having such a hard time with illusions? It's nothing Trixie can't handle. Trixie is Great and Powerful after all. Trixie thinks she has this in the bag.
To encourage her new student, Trixie offers a special reward. One no sane pony would ever offer The Princess of Friendship. She was only trying to be nice. Poor Trixie.

In the Crystal Empire, Flurry Heart has gotten her cutiemark and it's an...apple?
Why is that so funny to Twilight?

Applejack suddenly realises just how weird it is for a pony to milk cows - shell-shock ensues.

EDIT: Featured 24/3/19 to 26/3/19!

This story is a sequel to You Can't Extinguish the Sun!

Knit Wit is back from his beach vacation (with a sunburn), and he's hungry.

For a cheese sandwich.

Specifically, a MOON cheese sandwich.

Time to go to Night Court!

Knit Wit is a kind pony who admires the Princesses.

Knit Wit is also an idiot.

He asks Celestia to extinguish the sun.

Madness follows...

Contains: Upset Celestia, brainless ponies, desired use of alcohol, time stopping, and face hoofing.

Featured 3-15-19 to 3-19-19!

UPDATE: I brought back the original beginning. I honestly hated the one I’ve been using for the last 3 months. I like the current one a lot more.

Spike realises there's a pretty noticeable gap in Twilight's otherwise encyclopaedic knowledge - and tries to fill her in. Confusion and embarrassment ensues (of course - this is Twilight we're talking about!).

(Teen rating and sex tag for discussion about sex and pony genitalia, no actual sex.)

EDIT: Featured on 19/3/19 to 23/3/19 - a huge thank you to you all!

Celestia and Luna announce their retirement and their plans to turn the throne and power over Equestria to the mane 6. Unfortunately, this is the last straw for Twilight, and she goes off on a rant about why this isn't a good idea.

Twilight visits Sunset's world to check up on her friends, and discovers that a weird phenomenon called "Pokémon GO!" has taken over. What is this?

Twilight must figure out what this strange anomaly is. She must.

Random comedy idea.

Cover image by me, which is why it looks terrible.

**Featured on August 2, 2016